Pun Thread

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Post your puns here. I'm running out of material always looking for fellow punsters

Bonus points to you if it's an LOTC pun

I will be the pun judge. I will dish out points based on pun quality

This is assuming I remember to check this post, which I probably will, because notifications are a thing.

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m2xvpNRyMaGGBKXPDmDx8P-QaHBRGUd_kSZUQMNf1Co/edit?usp=sharing

 

That's the scoreboard.

what have i done god help me

[Eurielle 1189]

ur puns r **** and allways will b ****

[Moochael 730]

Spod, you need to get your pun FORUM up.

[Babehab 386]

PLEASE GOD NO. NOOOOOOOOOO

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, bestscarface76 said:

ur puns r **** and allways will b ****

Puns are the key to rep
For example
What do you call a skinny sea monster?
A leviathin
ha
 

[Eurielle 1189]

Rep farm a ****.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Finalhazard said:

 

This thread is really going to bring up your reputation.

 

What did the halfling say to Walter White? I'm the one who Knox.

1. That's the idea

2. You get five points for that

[Beordan 219]

Have a little giggle.

 

Because Aethism is a non-prophet organization.

[HeroOfDuLoc 1935]

a Czechered flag

[Eranikus 348]

I'd be lion if I said druids didn't love puns. Not everyone has the stomach for them, but you just gotta liver it up. Not everyone realizes you're just kidney with 'em. Eventually they get a hare annoying, but I think that's a load of bull. A real hawk of ****. Deer lord, that's already eight puns and we're just getting started.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

1 minute ago, Varian said:

Have a little giggle.

 

Because Aethism is a non-prophet organization.

Five points for Gryffindor

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Finalhazard said:

What do you get when you cross Pumpkins with puns? Punpkins.

One point for hufflepuff

[SpodoKaiba 612]

1 minute ago, Fizldank said:

a Czechered flag

Six points for Huffindor

[Ardor 59]

Just now, Eranikus said:

I'd be lion if I said druids didn't love puns. Not everyone has the stomach for them, but you just gotta liver it up. Not everyone realizes you're just kidney with 'em. Eventually they get a hare annoying, but I think that's a load of bull. A real hawk of ****. Deer lord, that's already eight puns and we're just getting started.

 

This is unBEARable.....I mean....I OTTER slap you for that.....but I will keep my mouth shut and let the puns FLOW like a river.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Eranikus said:

I'd be lion if I said druids didn't love puns. Not everyone has the stomach for them, but you just gotta liver it up. Not everyone realizes you're just kidney with 'em. Eventually they get a hare annoying, but I think that's a load of bull. A real hawk of ****. Deer lord, that's already eight puns and we're just getting started.

You make me happy
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