Master Austratt's speech to Felsen

[Jonificus 2761]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZpb9wFPx0

 

The lively streets of the Felsen square are called to a halt by a group of heralding trumpets at the steps of The Ancelcourt. A short, happy tune to alert the citizens of a dignified announcement!

 

Surrounded by the city watch and his campaign associates, candidate for mayor Karl Fredrik Austratt walks up to the makeshift podium. Climbing onto the empty barrel which he calls his preacher's chair, he smiles and waves politely at his fellow burghers before uttering...

 

"My good men and women ov Felsen, we are nearing yet another election! Nawh, as you may know, I am in the race for mayor as well, and with your help we will turn this city into a better direction! Under my reign I will see to it that your taxes are CUT! Our city is far too expensive to live in for the common folk, and I wish for you to spend the silver you saved on enriching the city in a way that will better the empire as a whole! Invest in our merchants, my friends, invest in our guilds!

 

There is plenty of work ahead of us, good citizens, but with the right people at the helm we will endure and prosper! Together we will polish the jewel ov humanity 'till it outshines any other city ov the world! 

A theatre for the cultural citizen, an arena for the feisty fighter, a business district for the merry merchant, why even a poorhouse for the tenacious tramps! 

I will do what I can to put a smile on all your faces, food in your bellies, roof over your heads and a safe work enviroment. After all, Felsen isn't the tall walls that surround our city, or the cobbled streets which we trod all over.. Nay, it is YOU the steadfast citizens who are Felsen! 

 

Vote for Karl Fredrik Austratt next Saint's week, good men and women, and we shall become the envy ov the world yet again! 

God bless his Imperial Majesty, God bless his realm and God bless his subjects!"

 

The moustached aristocrat tips his hat to the audience, stepping off the barrel to wander down to the people to answer any questions or concerns they may have!

[Vege 4804]

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWEEWWWWE." Shrieks Salomon the Salmon Mechant.

[Jonificus 2761]

Just now, Vege said:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWEEWWWWE." Shrieks Salomon the Salmon Mechant.

"And a WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWEEEEEEE to you as well, my strong odored friend!" Karl replies to the salmon merchant.

[Silverstatik 218]

While Davius stops while on patrol to listen the mans speech, he is easily won over by the mans words . He gives a brief clap and resumes his patrol when the man ends his speech. He mutters as he walks off "Ay' think a propa' poor house would be wunnerful for those in need 'n da city, yes I do."