Jandy's 420 AMA

[_Jandy_ 3519]

I hit a big milestone on rep, so please never rep me for anything ever and make sure to Ask Me Anything on this post.

(also this is my 1,111 post so make a wish or something)

[erk 76]

i have question

why did you do an ama

[sean66 272]

Why aren't the Halflings ruling over Oren yet?

 

Why is Illinois such a bad state?

 

Why don't you have your balloon anymore?

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Just now, Banshee said:

i have question

why did you do an ama

Doesn't matter, you are a part of my great scheme now tho

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Just now, Chamo said:

Why aren't the Halflings ruling over Oren yet?

 

Why is Illinois such a bad state?

 

Why don't you have your balloon anymore?

1. Shovels aren't sharp enough and Heff told me no

2. Too much wheat and schtuff

3. The skygods are evil and just want to watch the wee folk struggle

 

[erk 76]

Just now, _Jandy_ said:

Doesn't matter, you are a part of my great scheme now tho

this is an ama so i can ask you anything. whats your great scheme

tell me everything or die :^ )))))))))))))))))))))))

[_Jandy_ 3519]

2 minutes ago, Banshee said:

this is an ama so i can ask you anything. whats your great scheme

tell me everything or die

-dwarves teach halflings golemancy

-halflings re-invent the hot air balloon

-halflings mass produce golems

-the hot air balloon is advanced into an air ship

-halflings make alliances with goblins, gnomes, kha and sprites 

-halflings make mechs with doors that can swing open and closed with a neat lil hole in it where a halfling can sit

-halflings ride their golem-mechs into Oren and demand they swear fealty and begin the Dual-Deity worship of Knox and Billy Bob

-halflings also demand they forfeit all weapons that aren't shovels and then enslave Orenia to go forth and conquer the world.

-The halflings rule from above in luxury air ships

 

... I hope you're happy

[erk 76]

Just now, _Jandy_ said:

-dwarves teach halflings golemancy

-halflings re-invent the hot air balloon

-halflings mass produce golems

-the hot air balloon is advanced into an air ship

-halflings make alliances with goblins, gnomes, kha and sprites 

-halflings make mechs with doors that can swing open and closed with a neat lil hole in it where a halfling can sit

-halflings ride their golem-mechs into Oren and demand they swear fealty and begin the Dual-Deity worship of Knox and Billy Bob

-halflings also demand they forfeit all weapons that aren't shovels and then enslave Orenia to go forth and conquer the world.

-The halflings rule from above in luxury air ships

 

... I hope you're happy

i am very a happy

really im only on the forums right now so i can get 100 posts and feel like i accomplished something in my sorry life

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Just now, Banshee said:

i am very a happy

really im only on the forums right now so i can get 100 posts and feel like i accomplished something in my sorry life

you have not my dear summer child

[erk 76]

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Edited August 16, 2022 by hex old

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Just now, Banshee said:

2 more

can i shitpost here?

idc im doing it anyway

*sighs* I can't quite stop you...

[erk 76]

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Edited August 16, 2022 by hex old

[Ever 2648]

What are you going to give me in exchange for not repping you?

[Ducklingator 795]

Did you ever hug a female, rainbow-colored Unicorn?

[Trenchist 864]

Do you have pets?

If yesh, what flavour?