"The Ugleh Bull Tavern"

[_pok_ 1768]

“The Ugleh Bull Tavern”

~ Est. 1571 ~
Owned and Operated by Clan Ugluk

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A shining jewel within the thick jungle canopy of the new War Uzg, the Ugleh Bull Tavern was established in the year 1571 by Drokon’Ugluk. The tavern, built to serve all Orcs within the Uzg, features exciting modern amenities including but not limited to: Open spaces, dark spruce chairs, dancing area, live music, raised loft, and a Swimming pool. Drinks are brewed on-site and feature exotic flavors unique to Orcish culture and the jungle while cuisine features staples familiar to those who followed other popular Ugluk Chains (Po’jangles Chicken n’ Waffulz, Pok’s Halflin’ BBQ). Unique to the rest of the Uzg, the tavern is open to all outsiders and those visiting the Uzg with intent to visit the tavern will be spared attacks from the local population, including safety from being enslaved.

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DA LOFT



A unique feature of the tavern, the Ugleh Bull features a special loft resting over the thick canopy of the jungle. After an easy climb up one of the adjacent trees, paying customers will find an area unrivaled in luxury all across Axios. Featuring breathtaking sunset views, live music, and a swimming pool (cleanliness varies on the day, amount of rain), those in the Loft certainly get to enjoy some of the most luxurious spaces in the realm.

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Drinks
- Junghul Spiked Cider -
A beverage new to Orcish tastebuds, the Spiked Cider features fruit from the jungle brewed in a similar style to traditional cider. Fruits featured in the beverage include cocoa berry, apple, and pineapple. It is served with a cocoa berry draped along the the side of the mug - 4

- Lur Pizz -

 

The most prestigious beverage in Orcish culture, Lur Pizz has long been a staple of Orcish taverns and inns throughout the history of Descendants. Ingredients include scorpion venom extract (not strong enough to do significant damage to any mortal), cactus berry, and cow’s milk. It is the most potent of Orcish brews - 5

- Monkeh Blood -
Another beverage unique to the jungle, Monkey blood is unique in it’s dark, almost crimson color. Most similar to wine, Monkeh blood possess a unique, fruity taste. Using well aged cocoa berries and a variety of other fruity extracts, the beverage has an incredibly sweet taste. It certainly possesses the most familiar of tastes to a pinky palette - 8

- Imported Dwarven Stout -
The name describes the beverage. A stout ale imported from the Dwarven heartland, it possesses a distinctly bitter taste akin to the tastebuds of the average Dwarf. Popular in many taverns across Axios, the Dwarven Stout is key to any good establishment - 8

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Food
- Ugluk Chicken n’ Waffulz -
A staple in Ugluk culture, Chicken and Waffles are a unique dish to the clan. Popular among most descendants, Chicken n’ Waffulz stands used to be prevalent in the realm of Anthos until the death of Ugluk patriarch Pok’Ugluk. The meal consists of 2 thick chicken breasts atop 1 massive waffle made in the shape of a bull’s skull - 10

- Almaz’s Fresh Fried Fizh -
Fished in right out of the nearby Lake District, the dish serves as a sort of medley of various types of Fish unique to the jungle. Fried in a special cocoa batter, the Fizh is best served with a side of the Junghul Spiked Cider - 8

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Mrakal pauses in front of the tavern, looking at it curiously. "Hrmph. Mi rehmembur wen mi wunned tu uhpen uh tavern en da Uzg." He blinks quickly, his face softening for a few second as he reflects on his memories of what feels to him like an entirely different life, but then slowly turns into something like somber irritation. "Uhl da trubul mi hed tryen tu uhpen et, agh den diz uhpenz up zhu kwihk." He grunts and walks away from the tavern, mumbling to himself about why the tavern should be his.

[Angmarzku 1251]

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