A Guide to Greater Grubgothdom (wip)

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A selection of recipes devised by bygone Grubgoth's, compiled into a single chronicle by the goblin scholar Imp'Raguk. Those to study this tome would surely find themselves climbing to Great Grubgothdom akin to the likes of Rap'Lur or Wud'Raguk. This compendium of consumable masterpieces includes step-by-step guides to comprising dishes prominent in orkish culture like the infamous "Akulgriizh stew" or Wud's "Momoz zauce."

 

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A dish revered amongst orkish society, though one highly controversial following the newfound friendship between the stout dwarves and the disparately coloured orks.

 

Ingredients:

 

-A whole dwarf (To be pickled and diced)

- As many tomatoes as you have fingers.

- A mug of Cactus water

- A smelly desert shrub

-A prayer to Glutros 

-A big pot.

 

Directions:

 

Soak the freshly deceased corpse of a sizeable dwarf within a vat of salty brine. For days the dwarf must linger within the vat until his flesh is shrivelled and

puckered.

 

Remove the soaked form from the briney receptacle and sever every limb. Hack the flesh into bite sized chunks and throw them into your biggest pot. Trade the unseamed guts with an olog, and command him to squash the tomatoes you had amassed - they too should thereafter be added to the pot. 

 

Grind a smelly desert shrub and the pitcher of Cactus Water in a mortar and pestle until it retains a pasty texture. Before adding the paste, a small offering must be made to Glutros to ensure the outcome of the dish is sufficient.  Remember to ensue preparation, and cooking, at the first cracks of dawn. 

 

Boil until the sun is half way in the sky.

 

 

 

A barbarically conceived dish most commonly utilised as a Krug-hai ration, containing the pickled, stewed innards of a Kha. An acquired taste to such things akin is statutory to enjoy something of this calibre utmost. Either that, or you must be an olog!  

 

Ingredients:

 

- The contents of a khas underbelly.

- Strong scented swamp flowers. Of green and of Red.

- A dog's stomach.

- Potent gravy.

 

Directions:

 

Pickle the tripe of a Kha within an open topped vat, and allow it to ferment under the blazing rays of the sun. 

 

Within a shortcoming, stew the innards until its previously rubbery texture is no longer present and it simply disintegrates upon mastication. Thereafter, the guts must be minced into something paste-akin and stuffed within the lightly charred stomach of a dog.

 

Within a separate pot the diced stem and petals of a handful of swamp flowers (preferably of green and red hues) must be added to cold human-bone gravy and stirred with immense vigour.

 

Filled the stomach with the sauce and bind it shut with twine string.

 

Char once more upon a lightly kindled upon fire to the count of fifty.

 

 

Orks of the Krug-hai charging into battle, their bellies full with Khaggis.

 

 

 

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