A World Without LOTC

[devvy 1348]

You wake up, excited to start your day.

You quickly shower and gobble down your breakfast at an appaling rate.

Maybe you even go on a jog! (( But I think that's unrealistic for most of you..

You then circle around back home, ready to start off your day with some premium mineman RP.

Only.. there's one slight issue..

Where has it gone?

You check the forums to see that everyone is panic striken.

They're curious as to why LOTC twitter is retweeting posts about parrots instead of informing their dedicated and addicted players of the current circumstances.

You assume it's just a little bump in the road so you simply play some VLEG to pass time.

 

You skip lunch in fear the server may come back up as you're eating and you miss 5 good minutes of that premium RP.

You sit there, starving and wondering where the server has gone?

You figure it'll be up when you wake up so you skip dinner aswell, falling asleep at 6pm in hopes it'll bring uptime sooner.

 

That night you have a nightmare the server came back up and you missed it.

You wake up and log into the forums.

It's filled with cries of joy, people typing in all caps, "THE SERVERS ABCK UP!!!"

You excitedly pull up minecraft, cracking your knuckles and ready to get started with that premium mineman RP.

You pull up the server only to see it's down.

You check the times of those who posted the servers revival only to see that it was posted at 6:30pm.

30 minutes after you went to sleep.

 

You check the time to see it's 4am.

You begin quietly sulking, wondering if your knights and citizens are lost without their leader there.

You decide to stay up, figuring it will come back up soon, right?

 

A few minutes later your stomache rumbles, you're starving.

But why risk going to eat at the chance the server is revived again?

Minutes of starving turn to hours. Hours to days and days to a full week.

It's been forever since you've eaten.

You're mother and father are concerned for your health.

Your unbrushed teeth ache, you've dropped 10 pounds in the past week.

 

One week turns to two, and two to three.

You reek of body odor and sour breath.

You've gone insane as you only sleep for 5 minutes each day.

The last time you ate was five days ago when your mother force fed a grape into your mouth.

Though you spit it out once she left not risking closing your eyes to chew and missing the server coming up.

Your eyes are incredibly dry at this point.

You're forcing them open with tape in hopes that will also prevent you from falling asleep.

 

Finally, your mother and father decide to rush you to a hospital for help.

You insist they bring your router and laptop but they refuse.

Your eyes remoisten themselves as you begin to cry.

They force feed you through a tube as your air rushed to the nearest hospital.

You finally get sleep and are in a coma for 6 days as your body restores itself.

You get home, eager to see what awaits at your fingertips..

 

You log into the forums only to find the server was up the whole 6 days you were in a coma.

They reopened it so everybody could say their goodbyes and kill everyone off.

You begin to cry as you see the server is shut down for good and the forums close in a week.

You sulk so much you dehydrate your body which then causes you to hyperventilate.

You begin to seize silently, dying before your parents could rush in to save you.

 

Is this what you guys want to happen to us?
Please.. Just tell us when the server will be up..

This message is our last hope.

[mmat 7460]

 

The end has come

[devvy 1348]

Just now, iMattyz said:

 

The end has come

ur right

[ibraheemc2000 2965]

so true

 

[devvy 1348]

9 minutes ago, Aeldrin said:

who r u

the best peoples u will ever meet

[Cat Evocation 3728]

You're going places kid, that's for sure.

[devvy 1348]

Just now, Tox said:

Your going places kid, that's for sure.

tyty

[Tosali 108]

Anyone else notice she just roasted on most of the lotc playerbase?

Luckily I tell myself I'm fit, and I run in Skyrim so I'm fine, but the others I worry for.

[Raomir 1855]

this is sad in all honesty

[Vaynth 3005]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.