coffe to go

[Rudi 1747]

 

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A letter finds its way into Camille Stafyrs PERSONAL purse

 

 

Ни Camille,

 

ни его приготовление в России обычно не занимает много времени. В России вообще не принято Putin есть утром.

Обычный завтрак включает Vodka, бутерброды, кукурузные хлопья или что-то в этом роде.

Но, конечно, и здесь существуют традиционные русские блюда. Например, сырники.

Сырники готовят из теста, содержащего большое количество Cyka, на сковороде.

 

На стол их подают со сметаной и сахаром. Другими утренними блюдами являются блины и блинчики.

Sputnik – это почти то же самое, что и английские.

В России их подают с Communism и сахаром, а иногда с медом. Блинчики же – это очень тонкие блины.

Их, конечно, готовят их другого теста. Чем тоньше блинчик, тем он вкуснее. Vodka того, существуют блинчики с начинкой.

Существует множество разных начинок. Например, блинчики с творогом, мясом, повидлом.

 

Если Вы окажетесь в Putin во время Масленицы, то Вы сможете попробовать разные виды блинчиков,

так как в Red Army блинчики считаются главным и обязательным Stalin.

Trump попробуйте блинчики с икрой – Slav роскошный вариант этого блюда.

Русские вообще очень любят Lenin и подают ее на стол на многие праздники.

 

- Emil

 

 

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Translation for filthy non raevics:

Spoiler

Dear Camile,

 

Emil writes this letter since Emil is not good in expression feelings that Emil haa towards you in actual words. From the first day we met in the small office of Mister Calabreeni, Emil couldnt not stop looking at you. When Emil closes my eyes, Emil sees your eyes staring at Emil, in a way not even Emils mama has stared at Emil. Emil is happy for every glance you grant Emil, even if its for a bare second. 

 

Every taste of Emils coffee reminds Emil of you. The pouring sound of the black gold reminds Emil of your voice.. The texture and color of your hair and the smell of the odor you carry with you. You dont like the coffee but Emil is thinking about you everytime, Emil gets it when he comes to work. Emil even come to work to see you, even if Emil dont have to work at that day. 

Emil brings Emils coffee with Emil just to see you for a bit before Emil has to work. Emil has to smell and taste the coffee while seeing you. It's something that triggers something in Emil and causes Emil to not stop thinking about you when Emil tastes it on Emils  tongue. Emil is not good in writing letter and talked too much about coffee but Emil likes you very much.

 

- Emil

 

 

 

 

-= Young Emil drinking coffee during lunchbreak, Circa 1611. =-

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((This is Google Translate's Interpretation: Neither Camille,
 
Nor its preparation in Russia usually takes much time. In Russia, Putin is not generally accepted in the morning.
An ordinary breakfast includes Vodka, sandwiches, cornflakes or something like that.
But, of course, there are also traditional Russian dishes here. For example, syrniki.
Cheesecakes are made from a dough containing a large amount of Cyka, in a pan.
 
On the table they are served with sour cream and sugar. Other morning meals are pancakes and pancakes.
Sputnik is almost the same as English.
In Russia, they are served with Communism and sugar, and sometimes with honey. Pancakes are very thin pancakes.
Of course, they are prepared for another test. The thinner the pancake, the more delicious. Vodka addition, there are pancakes stuffed.
There are many different fillings. For example, pancakes with cottage cheese, meat, jam.
 
If you find yourself in Putin during the Maslenitsa, then you can try different types of pancakes,
Since in the Red Army pancakes are considered the main and binding Stalin.
Trump try pancakes with caviar - Slav is a luxurious version of this dish.
Russians in general like Lenin very much and serve it on the table for many holidays.
 
- Emil

 

He seems to be describing Russian Breakfast with various anecdotes about putin and trump mixed in))

[devvy 1348]

Camille Stafyr dug around in her purse thing and pulled out the letter! Once reading it, she bursted into a fit of laughter before passing it off for her boss to read.

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