The Trash Empire

[Papa Liam 960]

[!] A flier hangs about Axios, looking oddly familiar to some.

 

 

 

Tûzbûg'Krap's

Trash Empire

A small, four foot tall, socially awkward Goblin takes a large whiff of air as he stumbles into his mighty sewers, witnessing the massive piles of trash set before him. He'd glance around to his loyal, dedicated trash workers, content with his new business. "Mi trazh," he'd begin, "Iz veri zpecial trazh, yub. Mi iz finalli redi tu hire zum new blood, yub, yub. . ."

 

The Trash Empire is a small group of trash collectors, organizers, and salesmen who gather waste from throughout the continent, and utilize it in many large, ambitious projects. Should anyone desire to drop off their trash, or even buy new artifacts which have been discarded, please stop by the Trash Empire, either to sell or buy trash. Worshipers of the trash spirit, Krap, the members of the Trash Empire are extremely loyal and dedicated to their work. It is with great honor that we present to you, the new Trash Crew, worshipers of Krap.

 

The Trash Crew

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The Trash Gobo

Tûzbûg

Tûzbûg, known as the Trash Gobo, is the leader of the gang. He leads the Trash Crew in their garbage organizing efforts, ordering the group around, instructing them on where each rotten melon slice and old rusty sword goes. He's quite secluded and isolated, rarely leaving his sewer hideout. Should one come visit him, however, he'd happily converse with one about all trash related matters. He also loves gossip, and has a knack for engineering small, unusual machines.

 

The Junk Olog

Gûzbût

 

The muscle of the Trash Crew, Gûzbût, or "Guzzy" for short, is an Olog with a passion for junk sorting. Whenever the Trash Gobo does leave his hideout, he'll often ride on the Junk Olog's shoulders, as he's three times the Goblin's height. The Junk Olog is not a master of articulation or words, but he's a lovable individual, despite his massive stature. He often assists the Trash Crew in their daily affairs, and provides much needed protection.

 

 

The Garbage Gnome

Derek

 

As the newest addition to the team, the Garbage Gnome, otherwise known as Derek, is the group's rookie. He'll convince you that he's a Goblin, much like his amazingly handsome leader, the Trash Gobo, but some are still skeptical of the Garbage Gnome's true heritage. He walks around on stilts to maneuver his small body over the monumental trash heaps, and inspects all the trash heaps to ensure that all trash is organized correctly.

 

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Again, should any individual wish to stop by the Trash Empire, any of our loyal trash organizers shall be able to assist you! Whether you wish to drop off your garbage, purchase some special junk, or ask the Trash Gobo for rumors and/or quests, you'll be welcomed to the group's sewer hideout, which is located under the bridge at the end of the stream in Krugmar. Do not fret, for all those who visit the sewers shall not be assaulted by Krugmar's native residents.

 

[!] The sketch of the sewer's entrance is sketched here.

 

((We're typically active in EST hours, almost anytime from 4 - 9 pm on weekdays, should anyone wish to visit the glorious Trash Empire.))

 

The Trash Crew is awaiting your business!

The Trash Crew is no longer hiring.

 

[!] The flier ends here.

 

[Parkins 550]

Within the sewers.. a lone Olog happily downs handfuls of trash, placing them within his massive jaw.

 

[PraiseTheLord 868]

"Rubbizh*" An Uruk corrects.

[herculean_wud 3662]

Falk takes note of the trash crew, for Ponce perhaps required a dedicated binman. 

[Chorale__ 2147]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

[Chorale__ 2147]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.