Looking for a new Husband!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

[!] A small piece of paper would be posted on the Dunshire noticeboard, as well as in other places where halflings congregate, such as the Druid lands and perhaps even the Whispering Crossroads.

 

Looking fer a Husband!

Ever since Harold Applefoot was slain by Balorien, I've felt a lot more lonely in Dunshire. I'm looking for a new husband, someone to help fill the void and keep me happy when times are grey. 

(P.S, I will not marry anyone who is not of us wee folks! So please stop furiously writing a reply to me, you creeps!)

-Madeline Applefoot, resident of Dunshire, the home of the halfling folks.

[Guest]

"Well, this shouldn't be on the Furry Friends Lovers Board." mudders Sigismund Grapevine, eying his hairy feat with an airy sigh. "When will these... unhomobeastialerocitists learn!"

[Holyland 3651]

As a Dark Elf of gargantuan height approaches the Whispering Crossroads, he takes notice of this.

 

"Groovy."

[Gone 869]

"I could be a good husband" says a female elf, crouching down to read the message board. 

[Valarin_ 170]

Pauses on her way to Haelun'or and stares at the message on the notice board, "Is this truly how other races find mates? I suddenly understand much more why High Elves are a superior race."

[Sky 0]

 

Lord Knox does some thinking.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.