Looking Fer Werk

[Kvasir 1121]

 

 

A poorly written note is posted around a couple cities.

 

"I seek fer werk. I be fiften years of age, and of evene lengthe. I be of use on farms, er of lifting and assesting with manual werk. I be doing odd jabs an aneh werk. My name be Bertrand, I wear meh cap."

 

 

[SpodoKaiba 612]

"i've never seen a more compelling job application" steven says

[sophiaa 778]

A bird reaches Bertrand, carrying a note. It reads,

 

"Dear Bertrand,

I hope this letter makes it to you safely. You are just what we need in Aldenburg. Please feel free to send a bird in return, or stop by in Aldenburg any time, just off the road to Santegia. 
Countess Adette Schulze."

[R3D7uP 29]

Krimpatul'Gorkil attempts to read the post then immediately starts drooling "Mi nub red" he pees at the base of where the note is posted and walks off.

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

On one of those posters, a note is pinned ontop of it, reading:

 

"YOU WILL BE PAID FOR TENDING TO THE FIELDS OF NOTTINGHAM. SEND A BIRD BACK OR JUST VISIT FOR WORK.

-CHET"

[JustMeMorgan 2066]

"Such a well written CV" said a fourth wall breaker

[Burnsy 437]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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