The Twelfth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night! (It's back!)

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] You notice a scrap of paper nailed to the Dunshire Noticeboard/found floating about in the wind, it is written in a different handwriting than the other Dunshire Drinking Night awareness posters...

The Twelfth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night! (It's back!)

~A quick sketch o' me writing this darned thing~

Ever since me mother died, the Dunshire Drinking Nights 'ave been on hold. Now's the time to put an end to that, and let the partying begin once more in Dunshire! So, without further ado, let us begin!

 

Contents:

~Drinking in t'eh Drunken Duck Tavern!

~Smoking pipes down by the shore!

~Time 'n other matters!

 

Drinking in t'eh Drunken Duck Tavern!

Same booze, same food, same everythin'!

The Boozes:

Drugged Pumpkin Vodka: A very tasty vodka that will leave you wasted in more ways than one!

The Orange-ocolate: A sweet booze with chocolate, carrots, and more sugar brewed into it! Great for all ages!

Salad Booze: A booze made with melons and carrots, perfect for our vegan drinkers!

Forest Ale: We're not sure what forests have mushrooms, cacti, melons, and wheat all growing wild in it, but there's bound to be one.

Applebrook Porter: A rich, strong Porter, that gives off a faint taste of something else you just cannot name. You have to drink it to believe it.

Withfoot Hard Cider: The classic apple-based booze that will make you snooze if you drink too much!

The Food:

Bread: The classic baked loaf we all know and love.

Baked Potatoes: Guaranteed fresh, or else we'll give you a refund on the nothingness you paid for 'em!

Pumpkin Pie: The best pumpkins are from us halflings, as they always say!

Apples: We had to use stepladders to pluck these!

Cooked Fish: Almost as tasty as Pork!

Cooked Pork: Almost as tasty as fish!

Carrots: Comes in almost any color of the rainbow except for everything but orange!

Melons: Juicy!

Crabs: Nice and crunchy!

 

Smoking pipes down by the shore!

~T'eh shores o' Dunshire Lake~

Smoking pipes is a pastime that is too often forgotten by wee folks like us, so le' us smoke our pipes yet again with pride! Whoever smokes the largest smoke-ring wins a big fish!

 

Time 'n other matters

Time: Right during the beginning of the next Elven Week! ((3 PM EST, on Sunday, July 29))

Location: Dunshire village, where all us wee halfling folks live!

What ter bring?: Nothing but yer appetite and smokin' pipe!

 

See ye all at t'eh Drinking Night!

 

-Daisy Applefoot, halfling of Dunshire

 

 

 

 

[thesaintjaleel 792]

"Oh?Am I invited?" Asks Valdun with a miscreant grin

[herculean_wud 3662]

Grubgoth Wud suddenly gets a hankering for Halfling Pastie - a delightful orkish pastry made from minced up halfling meat and not much else. Alas, such exotic meats weren't available in the spirit realm.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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