The Dunshire Markets! [Great prices!]

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A beautifully constructed flier goes whizzing past you, whipping around in the wind. It seems it has fallen off of one of the many noticeboards these fliers have been pinned on, or discarded as rubbish by a passer-by handed one.

The Dunshire Markets!

~A view of the Dunshire Market as seen by the songbirds~

A wonderful market experience awaits you here in Dunshire, the land of the wee, for the old Animal Pens have been turned into a gorgeous market, complete with flowers, a dock, and other vegetation. When you enter these markets, please take note of all the well-trimmed and watered flowers planted for your sniffing pleasures, and the light sources kept glowing for your convenience. 

 

Beyond just looking pretty, these markets also contain some of the best prices in all of Atlas! Our fertile lands churn out loads of produce, and we'd like our markets to reflect that. If you ever find a shop selling goods cheaper than what is here, please do tell us and we'll drop our prices immediately!

 

Now, onto the wares!

 

~Harold's Herbs and Oddities~

~The aforementioned stall~

Harold Applefoot, a notable Druid and proud father of the Applefoot Family, runs one of the stalls at the Dunshire Market. He sells things you might expect to come from a Druid, such as pipes, drugs, and mushrooms!
 

~Halflings Grass: "A supple chewy root. Smelling oddly pleasant, almost calming." Price: 3 minas

~Wooden Pipe: "A simple made wooden pipe with a decently long oak stem to get a nice and dry smoke. The oval shaped hickory bowl contains an engraving of the Dunshire rabbit." Price: 10 minas

~Wooden Pipe: "An exquisite made smoking pipe with a fairly long oaken stem to get a nice and dry smoke. The hickory bowl of the pipe has been carved in the shape of a pumpkin with a depiction of the Dunshire rabbit engraved on the bottom." Price: 20 minas

~Pipeweed: "Dried and Brittle leaves from a pipeweed plant. Emanating a faint sweet odor when smoked." Price: 3 minas

 

~Bag o' Bonemeal: ((It is just a bone block renamed.)) Price: 2 minas

~Brown Mushroom, Price: 4 minas

~Red Mushroom, Price: 4 minas

 

~Halfling grade throwing rocks: "One of the most deadly weapons in the halfling's arsenal, equipped with modernized aerodynamic technologies for extra stability and less recoil on the thrower's end. Stories say these bad boys are able to down even the biggest of orcs with a well placed headshot." Price: 10 minas

~Pocket Sand: "Fine granular objects kept safely inside of your pockets for self-defense. When confronted you can draw the sand from your pockets to temporarily blind or distract your opponent for a quick escape. SHSHSHAAAA!" Price: 30 minas

 

~Larry's Cider~

~The aforementioned stall~

Larry Hills is one of the village's best brewers, and thus he has set up a stall for you to buy his drinks and get mighty drunk! While the booze in the tavern may be free, the booze from Larry's Cider will leave you drunk for centuries!

 

~Farmville Cider: "Made on the farm, this cider is good after a hard day's work!" Price: 3 minas

~Fair View Cider: "Crafted by a skilled halfling within the art of brewing, this cider tastes of freshly picked apples." Price: 4 minas

 

~Fronder's Fancy Fare~

~The aforementioned stall~

Petrus Fronder is the sort of halfling who enjoys farming more than anything, and thus his stall sells all sorts of produce from the farms and animal pens. As the proud head of the Frondor Residence, Petrus Fronder is able to get help from almost every other halfling in Dunshire, be they related or not. As such, his shop sells some of the cheapest and highest quality food in all of Atlas!

 

~Leather, Price: 3 minas

~White Wool, Price: 2 minas

 

~Beetroot, Price: 0.3 minas

~Beetroot Soup, Price: 2 minas

~Carrot, Price: 0.4 minas

 

~Baked Potato, Price: 0.5 minas

~Bread, Price: 0.3 minas (This is some of the cheapest bread you can get!)

~Monk Bread, Price: 0.3 (Also some of the cheapest bread you can find!)

 

~Beef Jerky: "Dried beef made from the fines' mea's in the Vale" Price: 0.9 minas

~Chicken Fried Pork: "Succulen' pork procured from the jucies' pigs in the Vale. Covered in bread crumbs and eggs and fried until a golden brown" Price: 0.8 minas

~Leg o' Lamb: "Tender mea' straigh' from the lamb's limbs. Marina'ed in toma'o juices and apple chunks fer ah refreshing, swee' flavour." Price: 1 mina

 

Afterwords

~Dunshire, artist's interpretation~

Why not come to Dunshire's markets? You get to help out a splendid community of peaceful shire-folks, get great deals yourself, and enjoy the good weather and vegetation of the region!

 

Any comments, criticisms, or suggestions are to be mailed to the Sheriff & Sheriff Deputy Office, Festival Road 3, Dunshire.

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[AGP 3169]

Constantine decides to bring his honey and mead to market.

[R3D7uP 29]

Ser Arthos Silversteed would go to pick up the flier, carefully reading over it. He then raises a brow, saying "Thought halflings didn't use mina."

[Hobbs_Burrows 497]

Ye can’t buy bonemeal anywhere else in all of Atlas! And for such a reasonable price too! 

[White_Moose 59]

 

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Petrus stands out near the gates of Dunshire shouting to passersby, 
"Come un! Come all! Ge' some food from Frondor's Fanceh Fares! Cheapes' bread and Fines' mea's in all o' Atlas!"

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[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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