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The Dwedhattan Project


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Whispers of a naval invasion of Sutica by the forces of The KIngdom of Kaz’Ulrah had reached the office of the High Diplomat of The Kingdom of Bogrin, Ulhart Grandaxe. The Imperial Az’Adarian Air Force would not be enough to stem the ebbing tide of Ulrah’s forces. Consulting Borin, Fili, and Fimlin Grandaxe, Ulhart order the immediate revival of a long forgotten project codenamed “The Dwedhattan Project”. Grandaxe scientists worked round the clock  researching a viable tool that could end the war before it even truly started. Finally, a breakthrough occurred when one of the scientists poured gallons of ale into one of the prototype bombs the day before it was scheduled to be tested. The compounds in the bomb were shown to have become one-hundred times more volatile due to the ale being nearly one-hundred percent proof.
 

The members of The Dwedhattan Project decided the test site for their first bomb should be the holdings of the September Prince. Calling upon a tier five beardmancer, they flung the bomb towards the September Prince, annihilating everything instantaneously. Not even mob spam could save him. The area once belonging to the living forest now looked worse than the desert in front of Arcadia back in Axios.
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Encouraged by their success, the team built two more bombs: the Zahrer Bomba and Staff Abuse. Letters have now been sent to the leaders of Kaz’Ulrah to halt all planned operations against Sutica or face total destruction.

 

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"The Sutican 4th Armored Division will hold out against the Kaz'ulrah aggressors!" A weary pit driver proclaims, washing the barrel of his Sutican Tiger Tank.

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Belgor Ireheart closes the cockpit of his Urguanite F-15 nicknamed, "The Bald."

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"Dis will beh ah guud foite, o'im sure!"

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1 hour ago, Elrith said:

"The Sutican 4th Armored Division will hold out against the Kaz'ulrah aggressors!" A weary pit driver proclaims, washing the barrel of his Sutican Tiger Tank.

"BLITZ-WAAAAAAAAGH!" An crewman shouted as Orcish Panzers came barreling through, waving his choppa around. "DRIVE MI CLOZER ZO MI KAN HIT DEM WIF MI ZWORDZ!"

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“Interesting” A Holmoite Army Staffer would state before drawing up plans for the Deployment of the 1st Holmoite Armored Division to the Azadarian Front.

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Orcish lawyers quickly mobilize to submit a cease and desist notice to the retard Dwarves for infringing on the Krughatten Project (™)

 

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Nito Frostbeard would say a single thing.

 

"Techlock .... bich"

 

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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