Grogg's Speech

[Papa Rock 2400]

                                                                                                                                                 

 

 

Grogg shifts his head accompanied by the sound of grinding stones as he gazes at the large crowd that fills the main square of Kaz'Ulrah. 

 

Hel...Lo…   I.. Am… Grogg. |  My… Fel..Low.. Dwed… , Choo… Sing..  Me.. As.. King.. Is.. Your.. Best.. Op… Tion!

 

We… Will…. Kick.. All.. Twigs…   In.. The.. NUTS! And.. Fist.. Bump.. Each… Oth...Er.. for.. Our.. Vic..To… Ry!  

 

Grogg raises his fist and thrusts it into the air, He then drops it back down and continues to speak. His movements followed by a sequence stones shifting and moving as the grind each other

 

I.. Am.. Also.. A Strong.. Sexy.. Hard.. Ass.. Grogg.. So.. I.. Protect.. ALL…. DWED! I… Can.. T..  Be Ass..Ass..Ina...Ted.. Eas...Si...Ly!

 

Grogg poses and flexes his stone-like golem body at everyone as his core and runes all glow a yellowish orange colour that covers most of the space on his limbs.

 

No.. More...EDU...CA...TION! Learn..Ing… Is.. Bor..Ing!  I.. Will.. Make.. The .. Most.. Eff..Ort.. To.. Take… Care.. of San...Ni..Ta..Tion!

 

Be… Like.. Me..  I Don...T.. Get.. Sick! Our.. Health.. Care.. Is.. Sol..Ved!

 

Grogg shifts his pose now pointing at himself.

 

I… Am.. Grogg… King… Of.. Golems! Our.. War… Prep..Er..Ra..Tions.. Is.. In..Front.. Of.. You!

 

I… Am.. Grogg! Your.. Def..Ence.. Is Free!  

 

Grogg drops his pose and then points out to the crowd, his glowing runic eyes glaring at everyone in there.

 

I.. Grogg! King.. Of.. Golems! Want.. You.. Join..Ing.. The.. Van..Guard!

 

Be..Come.. A.. Golem...TODAY!

 

Vote... For...  Grogg!

Grogg attempts a bow without falling over, He then leaves the square causing continuous thuds with each step he takes. 

[JokerLow 1317]

Hekkaes Anvilaxe would notice the speech and slowly walk away "Oi 'ave nae understood wot 'e said..."

[Tide1 4535]

"I vote fer Grogg!" Yells a dwarf from the crowd, that just so happens to be his impera.

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

"Hozh." Commented the young Grubgobbla, enjoying the idea of a militaristic golem king.

[Burnsy 437]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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