A thesis on WAAAGH

[Kaakkoooo 12]

 

A thesis on WAAGH by da graet green prohpet Urzagg 

 

Mi peep tat mani Orks nub kommit WAAAGH,tey nub knuw huw tu do battl! Mi nub appruv uv thiz mi tink tat if orkz ar nub klompin tey r nub livin! Mi azk thiz tu al orkz whu nub klomp nub flatz pinkehs n’ twiggiez wat iz lat doin? Krug graetest ork uv uz al klomp n’ flatted everi day uv hiz lif! Nub a day gu bi wer Krug nub klomp,tat iz a real ORK! Orkz we muzt gu bak tu uor rootz! We muz klomp,we muz flatz everi day fur if wi nub du tiz we dizhunor ancestaz! Krug wil peep uz in zhame,hi wil nub blezz uz lik he haz mi wit da powa tu WAAAGH! 

 

Mi haz mad tiz graet flowchar uv WAAAGH zo latz knuw huw tu bi hunorable! Huw tu du WAAGH an wat latz beh doin wrung! Uz tiz wizly bruddaz it wil help latz knuw wat yu be doin wrung an huw tu korrect latz zelf! 

 

 

 

Mi wizh lat bruddaz gud luk,mey Krug beh wit lat an teh zpritiz!

 

[Slothtastic 761]

“Da greyt green prophet? BAH!” A Blue Ork grumbled. “Mi’z da Greyt BLUE Prophet.”

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

“Da grayt BLUE prophet!? BAH!” A Red Ork grumbled. “Mi’z da greyt RED prophet.”

[TheNanMan2000 473]

haha Mate I ******* love this.  Keep up the good work!

[PraiseTheLord 868]

“Da grayt RED prophet!? BAH!” A Red Ork grumbled. “Mi’z da greyt REDDEZT prophet.”

[_Jandy_ 3519]

An elderly grey Uruk wishes that the great green prophet had cited his sources though ultimately he would still recommend the read to his close friends.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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