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A MAYORAL RECOUNT - 1736

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My fellow countrymen. It has come to my attention that there may have been ELVEN INTERFERENCE in the 1736 Helena Mayoral Election. Allow me to explain.

 

Now, pay attention to the details here. When running opposed by a valiant man of great stature, then Liveryman Candidate Lansen das Ross won unanimously among a ballot cast to every man, woman, and child in attendance. Not a single person in that room voted otherwise. This being said, how could it be that a council meant to represent the very people who adored Lansen das Ross so greatly would vote against him in the mayoral election? The logic to the situation simply eludes the mind.

 

BUT, who stands to gain from all this? Who would stand to gain from a traditional man such as Lansen das Ross operating as Mayor of Helena? Elves. Elves are at the center of all of this. 

 

In order to preserve the legitimacy of the Mayoral office, I propose a recount among the Council of Liverymen for the position of Mayor of Helena. Only Elven shills and those who hate democracy would be opposed such a democratic decision. 

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Jaxon Hargrave reads the absolutely and utterly insane words written and bursts out into laughter thinking how dumb and foolish someone would have to be to believe this bull ****

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Lorena Christina’s fingers conclusively depart the last paragraph of the man’s rambling sentences, eyes fluttering upon her reading’s completion; She’d hastily draw a quill of ink and a singular papyrus parchment with which to denote a return letter...

 

Dear Lansen das Ross,

Be not apprehensive of a most beauteous system of democracy, nor ever attempt to justify the degrading falsity that Oren would rear it’s head to any political suggestion delivered by the mouth of elves, when in truth this is due to the failings of your own employment of popularity among your fellow liverymen. It is of unfortunate circumstance that the electors have decided a city council supported entirely by those loyal to Harlingen’s cause, but the difference between the common citizens’ popular vote towards the liverymen, and one efficiently surmised of a greater intelligence of elected men and women is one that has proven itself to uphold sound rationality, never spoiled by exterior influences.

We shall not service your call to re-elections, but we indeed will be content to see your passion filtered away from this nonsense, and instead towards the improvement of the city’s governance, as is your given duty.

- Sincerely, the officer of the Exchequer, Lorena Christina Helane

 

 

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