The Tea - Edition Three.

[ApplePieKathy 561]

THE TEA, EDITION THREE.

~ – THE TEA – ~

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

This weeks tea...

 

Article I: Ave Oren!

Article II: Seyam.

Article III: Yay, politics! – LET’S TAX EM’!

Article IV: WHO ORDERED THE GREEN TEA?

Article V: Tea~Hee!

 

 

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Article I: AVE OREN!

Our awesome emperor,  Peter III made an address to motivate Orenian spirit!

Let’s stomp on these mice, and show that Oren is above all in the world!

“Let me assure you, Oren, that this is not a dream in vain. The pagan chiefs and treacherous lords aligned against us grow desperate, perhaps only half-consciously perceiving their own grave weakness. ”

-The Awesome Peter III ~

The Tea encourages all Orenians to stand together, and resist the tyranny of the Alliance of Idiotic States!

Oren has brought mankind together in integrity and solidarity.

We, the race of mankind are unstoppable when standing as one.

Ave Oren.

 

If any supporter of the AIS reads this, don’t be offended.

It’s just tea.

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

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Article II:  Seyam.

A new Southeron state named Seyam is rising, isn't that just amazing?

Stationing itself in the City of Thyra located on the Island of Korvassa, this new state is ruled by a family called the House of Sulyne.

Seyam sounds amazing, but we’ll just have to wait and see! ~

 

~ – THE TEA – ~

 

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

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Article III: Yay, politics! – LET’S TAX EM’!

Hoorah! Everybody’s favourite topic, politics!

The empire is hosting Senatorial elections, absolutely fantastic!

Orenians, fill out the damn census!

BUT WHY?! Well, so you can vote in the election!

Make your vote count! THE TEA LOVES DEMOCRACY!

LET’S TAX EM’! (opinion)

The empire should start taxing vassal states, one hundred per cent!

Ave Oren!

 

~ – THE TEA – ~

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

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Article IV: WHO ORDERED THE GREEN TEA?!

Good news! Matthias Rutledge has finally found the one!

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

 

[[  ~ EXPRESS YOUR OPINION SWEETIES! ~ ]] Do you like Green Tea? 

 

ENLIST IN  THE IMPERIAL MILITARY TODAY! FIGHT THE AIS!

AVE OREN

 

The fact of the week: Emperor Peter III is amazing!

Person of the week: Holy Orenian Emperor Peter III.

 

~ – THE TEA – ~

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

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Article V: TEA~HEE!

Thank you for reading the third edition of The Tea!

DON’T BE OFFENDED, IT’S JUST TEA!

~ – THE TEA – ~

 

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THE TEA.

~ – THE TEA – ~

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

 

 

M.V.A.R

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[pkdon 2045]

Richard squints at the awfully hard to read edition of the Tea, simply confused by its contents. He’d then proceed to use it as toilet paper.

 

EDIT: Richard would then receive what seems to be another copy, this time in legible font. Nevertheless, he needs napkins! And so he’d wipe his mouth with it after a scrumptious meal.

[thesaintjaleel 792]

“Khalfani, you say we are mentioned in this empire document?” Erasto would say, squinting at the words with obvious struggle  “I can hardly understand what it says!!”

[ApplePieKathy 561]

(( Made the font easier for people on phones to read ❤️ ))

 

[Ducklingator 795]

Lilach has no interest in the news, but she enjoys the concept of sitting in a nice spot, sipping some tea and reading some tea. She then proceeds to do just that.

[Hanrahan 2983]

Senator Charles Napier writes in to comment that his favourite variety of Tea is not green, but instead a pleasant black tea, 1/10th milk, 1/10th sugar.

[ApplePieKathy 561]

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

Senator Charles Napier writes in to comment that his favourite variety of Tea is not green, but instead a pleasant black tea, 1/10th milk, 1/10th sugar.

The Tea approves!

[1_Language_1 1671]

From the comforts of his home in Curon,

Matthias hopes that the newspaper will keep his new wife anonymous, so she will not be targetted by the war. He sets down the paper so that he could pick up his cup of green tea. The aging man went to take a sip, before stopping and looking into the cup.

 

“How did the newspaper know that I purchased green tea for my wife when I first met her?”

 

His lips stretch into a smile and then out came a laugh. “I guess green tea is too common. What a coincidence! Habibita was freezing from the weather, so I bought her a few cups of Green Tea to warm her up..”

[Draeris 3124]

“These elves produce such f****** garbage holy s***.” Basil would state, shaking his head intensely in the Helenian tavern. A couple of people rush to his aid, thinking he's having a seizure.

[Cobbler 809]

Tovelm would read the paper and struggle to keep himself from getting angry, almost more mad that Oren mocks his nation in probably the worst article he’s ever read.