orc Kaluz for Kownzil!

[EndCallCaesar 484]

*Kaluz’Lur would clear his throat before a group of Uruks as he stands atop a table in Mau’Madur, he would extend his hands to his sides and exclaims thru his gold tipped snagle-tusks*

 

“BRUDDAZ, MI PEEP LAT, MI WALK WIT LAT, AGH MI BLAH WIT LAT. AZ LAT BE HAVIN’ DON’ WIT MI. MI NAYM BE KALUZ UV DUH KLAN LUR, ZHINIGOTH UV WE GOI. AZ DUH KOWNZIL ELEKZHUNZ BE UPON WE, MI ASK LAT TU GRUK AGH REMEMBAH DUH BRUDDA WHO BE BRING’N WE GOI ZUPLYZ, MINA, AGH KONEKZHUNZ AKROZZ ARKAZ. MI TANK LAT BRUDDAZ FOR DIZ TRUZT, AGH MI PROMIZE TU MAYNTAYN EET.”

 

*Would step off the table and nods to the crowd, some cheer, some jeer, and some remain stoic as Kaluz would walk off to his blargh, a determined look upon his brow*