ATTENTION DUMBO BIGGUNS!

[Latelle 721]

[!] A note could be found tacked onto Brandybrook’s gate!

 

 

ATTENTION DUMBO BIGGUNS!:
I was just mindin' me own business in my burrow when all o' a sudden, out of the blue, a nay-good biggun came bumbling through saying that they were lookin' for an "egg" or something. When i offered the biggun one of the eggs from me kitchen, they laughed and wandered off on their own, sayin' that they yearned for bigger prizes! I nay know what sort of fancy things these bigguns are looking for, but what I do know is that far too many of 'em be lookin' for them right 'n our beloved wee-folk lands! I've already had to replant sev'ral flowers uprooted by these egg-hunting bigguns, and one o' them evey came into my burrow, tracked mud everywhere, tipped over half o' t'a furniture, and walked off!

This is clearly a problem that all of us wee folks need ter solve! Thus, I propose we kick all t'ese nay-good egg-hunting bigguns right off of our lawns! They have no good reason for bein' here! At the very least, they could be polite 'n share refreshments with us in the tavern, yet they dunnae do that! If a biggun is to walk into Brandybrook, they ought'a show more respect than this!

So get on out, ye lazy egg-searching bums! Yer nay wanted here!
-Pervinca Driftwood, local halfling grandmother.

[riorr 1970]

Micah O’Connell sighed deeply after finishing reading over the note, “Oi jus’ wish Pervinca would sort out ‘er alcoholism problem.”

[Nozgoth 3083]

Jade chuckles at the note, before speaking “Still lookin’ to wife someun’ up!” The proud girl would chant.