An announcement from the bone throne

[Mickaelhz 4300]

An announcement from the bone throne

 

Utak Ireheart, Clan Father of the ancient Ireheart clan, stood infront of his people after he finished laying the orcish hides, which he had aqcuired during the recent honor war, on the drying racks. The stout dwarf took out his rusty axe and dropped it onto the floor, he’d get rid of his singular shoulder guard, leaving him with nothing but his crown and his legwear.

 

”Et’s toime da clan gets w’at et deserves, as much as ah foug’t longside yeh on da frontloines o’ da battlefield... afta 9 stohn months meh knees crack wif erreh step ah taek. Dere beh nuffehn greater ehn des world dehn meh love for meh clan, n’ ehn return yeh lads support meh ehn everehnfin ah duuh as nae onleh yehr King but alsuh yehr Clan Fat’a. W’en ah luuk at yehr faces, ah see nuffehn but accomplished warriors w’o strike fear ehn da eyes o’ even da strungest warriors ohn dis realm.. 

 

N’ STILL NAEOHN ‘AS TUUK DEIR CHANCES T’A CHALLENGE MEH EHN A DUEL FO’ CLAN FAT’A!

 

Ah cannae say fo’ sure ef et’s out o’ respect o’ out o’ fear, but ah’ll taek et as a compliment. Ah ‘ave accomplished w’at ah wanted tuuh wif  yehr lads, we ‘ave a reputatiun loike nae ot’a but da lack o’ meh personal presence wif da lads due tuuh meh role as king es preventehn da clan frum growehn tuuh a major supa’powa.

Et es toime dat ah force change, fo’ da best o’ Kjell’s kin.... therefore ah ‘ave chosen Axel Ireheart, da sun o’ Bastion Ireheart, tuuh take up da mantle since ah know ‘e’ll maek meh proud. Dunnae taek dis as a goodbye, lads, ah shall always stand shoulder tuuh shoulder wif yeh on da fields o’ war till ah can stand shoulda tuuh shoulda wif Kjell, Bastion, Igor, Olaf, Dreek, Roggar and meh old son Thaldyr mehself.

 

Ef yeh doubt meh decisiun o’ puttehn Axel as da new ‘older o’ da ancient relics, duel ‘im... take yehr golden pickaxe ehn ‘and n’ meet ‘im ehn da foig’tehn ring.

May ‘e do da clan well. Duuh w’at’s guud, duuh w’at’s roig’t, maek meh ‘appeh,maek meh proud.”

 

The Ireheart took out a dagger from his belt and carved his name onto the wooden base of the Ireheart throne, leaving a mark as a reminder for the Clan Fathers to come.

 

[lev 627]

“How barbaric.” a latent homosexual Ironrod clan member gasps!

[Lefty 1696]

Axel Ireheart upon hearing the Grand King’s announcement would stand up amidst the crowd and take a moment for himself to speak.

 

“Ire’earts, ah vow tae restore t’is clan tae greatness, weh shall ‘unce again work togetha’ n’ bring back tae prosperiteh, influence n’ powah t’is clan ‘unce ‘ad. Togetha’ weh shall be unstopabble.”

 

With that the newly ascended Clan Father would begin construction on the Ireheart clan hall, so that all his kinsmen whether old or new would have a place to call home.

[Dreek 1633]

An Ireheart, somewhere