[PK] Parrot Salmon's Last Squawk

[LotsOfMuffins 1358]

Parrot Salmon’s Last Squawk

 

It was a calm night. The waves shifted about as the crew of the Stinky Sailor reached their first destination: the Druid Grove. Parrot Salmon stayed behind, guarding the ship like the great parrot he is. The three crewmates, Pirate Wasabi, Pirate Ginger, and Pirate Sashimi, led by their Captain, Pirate Sushi, make their way to the gates of the grove and call out for their pots and pans, as they require it to cook their ultimate gourmet meal. Just minutes later, Captain Treebeard and his first mate, Taileybones, appeared on the other side of the gate. Little did the pirates know that this event would change their lives forever. 

 

The four of them called out to the fake pirates, demanding their various kitchen utensils. 

 

“Pots!” demanded Pirate Sushi. 

“Pans!” demanded Pirate Wasabi. 

“Spoons!” demanded Pirate Sashimi. 

“Other kitchen utensils!” demanded Pirate Ginger. 

 

Captain Treebeard and First Mate Taileybones, however, selfishly held onto their kitchen utensils. They rallied for their friends, who came to their rescue by causing a tree branch to grab onto Pirate Sushi and send her flying! Their leader was gone! But just as hope seemed to disappear forever, Parrot Salmon came along. “Fook’n fakes!” it squawked. When the brave Parrot Salmon was told by Pirate Wasabi, however, that Pirate Sushi had been thrown and most likely had died, Parrot Salmon had had enough. He thrusted himself towards the fake Captain Treebeard, attacking his chest and brilliantly knocking him over, giving Pirate Sashimi just enough time to grab one of Captain Treebeard’s treasured pots and run off. Then, he turned his attacks towards the fake First Mate Taileybones, shoving his beak into the imposter’s chest. It was a glorious scene.

 

However, First Mate Taileybones wasn’t having it. He spoke to Parrot Salmon, stating he’d eat him if he didn’t stop. Parrot Salmon looked up at the Druid, narrowing his eyes. Parrot Salmon’s best friend was Pirate Sushi. And yet... Pirate Sushi was thrown aside by a giant tree limb, only for asking for their pots and pans, by ridiculous imposters. Pirate Sushi was wrongfully and brutally murdered, and Parrot Salmon knew it was time to be with his best friend. There was no way he could live without her. The wondrous pair, always seen together, always fighting for pots and pans together... 

 

He knew it was the end. 

 

“Eh’m com’n, Pirate Sushi.”

 

His last squawk rang out in the grove. 

 

First Mate Taileybones chomped. 

 

Feathers went everywhere. 

 

He knew it was the end. 

 

And yet... he would not be reunited with his best friend. For it is I, Pirate Sushi herself. Despite my leg being struck and dismembered, soon to be replaced with a wooden stick, I have prevailed. But my best friend, Parrot Salmon... He is dead. A tragic, unnecessary death.

 

But his sacrifice will not be in vane. Pirate Sashimi had taken Captain Treebeard’s most prized pot, all thanks to the distraction provided by Parrot Salmon. We have prevailed once again. 
 

Look out, Arcas, for I am coming. In his name, Parrot Salmon’s name, I am coming. 

 

And you will lose all of your pots and pans. 

 

 

In memory of Parrot Salmon, who fought bravely til the very end

[FloralHedgehog 493]

"Damn Skalliwags took me favorite POT!" A disgruntled Halfling pirate would state, the lack of the cooking utensil most likely going to haunt the little mans life forever.

[kuerbis 3802]

Thea sobs violently

[snoopie12 817]

Pirate Ginger remembers the tragic death of Parrot Salmon way too well. "He fought for us, he fought for da pots, and we will honour him by expanding our pots collection that he helped to start up." A tear walked down the pirate his face when he opened his mouth again. "Aaarrrgh"