Very Expected Parties! (Beetroot News, Volume 11)

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[!] A halfling newspaper finds its way into your mailbox!

The Beetroot News!

~Better than the rest!~

 

Contents:

~Gravestones Defaced! Pending Investigation!~

~Beach Party Goes Wild!~

~Drinking in the Applefoot Burrow!~

~Fort Knox Improved!~

 

~Gravestones Defaced! Pending Investigation!~

~Maybe cookies aren’t enough to draw out the perpetrator...~

It has been brought to the attention o’ Isalie that the gravestones of Brandybrook have been defaced! This is a grave crime against Brandybrook and her people! I do hope that the Thain’s old investigative skills can be put to use here, and that whoever did it gets a time-out for being a naughty halfling!

 

~Beach Party Goes Wild!~

~Even the turtles don’t want to miss out on the fun of the Beach Party!~

Such an incredible blast of a part! Lasting for the better part of two days, even! The ocean was filled to the brim with swimmers (thankfully, there were no sharks out that day!), and lots o’ booze drinking and volleyball playing happened as well! Such a party it was that it wasn’t even limited to just wee folks! Plenty of druids and other bigguns came over to join us as well!

~Lots of halfling swimsuits to be seen!~

Such a grand event! May we have more like it in the future!

 

~Drinking in the Applefoot Burrow!~

~Such a lovely turnout!~

It turns out that even without pre-planning, us weefolks o’ Brandybrook are more than capable of having a good party! Why, nay too long ago, me own burrow was filled to the brim with guests as we drank booze together and were all around merry!

 

Such a wondrous time was had by all, that Taurin Gardner himself even apologized to me for his previous actions! It seems that he has gotten better after all! Not only that, but he apologized to his own children for having grounded them for so long! Now they can wander about, so long as they have some fella with them!

 

He also apologized for something else, but I was too drunk at the time to write that part down properly!

 

~Fort Knox Improved!~

~Fort Knox, now with less annoyance and more Demon-stopping!~

The lovely little fortress we’ve built on top of the ol’ library has been looking rather shabby for far too long! Now it’s been improved to be a lot better, thanks to the wonderful builders we’ve got here in Brandybrook! Instead of annoying all the halflings who want to pass through the area, the fortress should provide a nice little thing to look at instead! Not only that, but some other small changes have been made to improve the defensive capabilities of the fort as well! Everybody wins!

 

That’s all for now, folks!

-Filibert Applefoot,

local halfling know-it-all.

 

OOC:

Halfling activity for the past week is at 1.16%! While it may not seem like much, for us wee halfling folks, this is more than enough to do all that we’ve ever dreamed of doing!

Brandybrook Gaming Night is tomorrow at 4 PM EST, be there if you can!

Keep on making more ideas for new events we can do! The Beach Party was a fantastic event loved by all, and if we can channel more of that creative energy, we’re bound to have more events like it!

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Great news paper filibur’