~Halfling Shovel Training Night!~

[TakeMeT0TheFae 970]

*Flyers would be spread out all over Fort Hope/Bloomerville in any place halflings were likely to see them*

 

Halfling Shovel Training Night!

 

Iris and Monkey Peregrin would like to officially invite any and all Halflings who would like to join to the official Halfling shovel training night occurring in one elven weeks time!

(November, 7th 2020 6 EST)

 

*Iris showing off her fancy new shovels*

 

Our community is going through a rough time right now: demon pumpkins attacking, assassins making attempts on our lives, and a general sense of not feeling as if we belong anymore since losing our homes.  This must change!  We are Halflings, one of the most resilient of the descendants!  Faith in ourselves has hit an all time low, we have lost our home and with it a part of our identities.  Biggun weapons have become commonplace in the past few years, and understandably so due to the trauma our people have faced.

 

We have lost faith in our ability to defend ourselves, relying on biggun protection.  Long gone are the days where we could repeal an entire orcish raiding party with nothing but our shovels and our wits.  So!  We have decided instead of just harassing everyone the best thing to do would be to show by example how to properly fight with a shovel!  With the help of Monkey we will demonstrate many of the classic Halfling fighting strategies and maneuvers, including but not limited to:

- The Pumpkin Smash
- Sneaky Sneaky Boom Boom
- Peak-A-Boo
- The Shovel Shuffle

 

As well as the training that will be occurring this will also be a proper Halfling celebration!  Refreshments and Snacks will be provided.  Afterwards we will all head to the tavern and have drinks!  We hope you all can make it and look forward to seeing all your lovely faces as we show you how fighting with a shovel can be fun, creative, and effective.

 

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Bass gazed over to one of the flyers. Anyone close to him could see the wheels turning behind his eyes, thoughts propelling around. A faint expression beginning to form. “We must remember to use t’ese only to protect ourselves and ot’ers” A slight frown turned around and into a quaint smile “But I am glad that everyone can learn ‘ow to do such. We cant forget t’at us wee folk are strong, independent people. Despite us ‘aving our alliances we need to carry on gaining more strength so t’at one day we can aid others even more.” Once all his words had left his mouth he swivelled on his feet making his way back to the burrow.

[riorr 1970]

In an attempt to keep herself amused, Jeanne meandered about the stony walls of Fort Hope, carelessly swinging around a lightweight wooden shovel. The child was long bored of this temporary home.

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Monkey beamed as he read over the flyers, ”I’m the best at the shovel shuffle!”