THE WAR ON DRUGS RAGES ON

[Levicourpos 465]

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THE WAR ON DRUGS RAGES ON

 

 

His Excellency, the Solicitor General has decreed through right of Ordinance that the problem of drugs must be eliminated. It is with great velocity that it must be announced that the battle is not over. The virility in which the problem continues to stem has proven to be an issue far worsely rooted than had been expected.

 

Illegal substances continue to plague our Imperial City of Providence, leaching throughout the rest of our Empire. It is clear that this severe issue will not be resolved through a single ordinance - nor a few arrests - but with brute force.

 

TO THOSE WHO THINK THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW,

 

Let this be clear. We shall rip your dusts, your liquids, your substances and we shall destroy them and in turn punish any who holds, sells or distributes such poisonous antiquities. If the law is broken, you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and brought to justice, regardless of your social status, regardless of any protection you may think you have.

 

As long as such horrid drugs parade, exist or hide themselves within this pure city, we shall not let this war remit.

 

For our children. For our families. For those we love. 

 

The War on DRUGS rages on!

 

 

 

 

Signed,

The Madam Ivy, Aimee de Frand, Deputy Attorney-General of the Ministry of Justice

[sergisala 3451]

 

The Solicitor-General would be shuffling some papers in his Office when he heard of the statement from the Deputy Attorney-General

 

"Traffickers! It doesn't matter how well you hide from us. We will find you sooner rather than later and no mercy will be offered. Surrender now and pay for your crimes!"

 

The young Minister of the Crown would then mutter: "Another day in the MoJ." 

[EmiliainWonderland 2311]

Agnes reads this statement made by Aimee and begins a fit of laughter. "You of all people are supporting the war on drugs? Really?" She could hardly BREATHE with how funny this notion was. 

[Mescaffier 6197]

Viktoriya rose a wrap to her lips, inhaling the tendrils of smoke as they rose. She shook her head. "Aimee is doing this, of all people? The woman who gave out 'Ivy Dust' to every adult and every child who visited her brothel parties?" that Captain snorted, kicking her feet back. "This is pitiful. I'm not even scared, what will she do? Angrily bat her eyes at me?"

[Levicourpos 465]

1 minute ago, TreeSmoothie said:

Viktoriya rose a wrap to her lips, inhaling the tendrils of smoke as they rose. She shook her head. "Aimee is doing this, of all people? The woman who gave out 'Ivy Dust' to every adult and every child who visited her brothel parties?" that Captain snorted, kicking her feet back. "This is pitiful. I'm not even scared, what will she do? Angrily bat her eyes at me?"

 

"Drugs are bad!" The Madam Ivy would coo.

[Mescaffier 6197]

1 minute ago, Levicourpos said:

 

"Drugs are bad!" The Madam Ivy would coo.

Viktoriya wails, "HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!?! OUT! OUT!"

[Slorbin 2932]

Edward Mith, the self-proclaimed high general of Grand Druggland, shoves a ground mushroom up his nose. "We'll take yer offer, we'll beat you in this war. We've got Thanium bombs 'n development out th' rear."

[EndCallCaesar 484]

Notorious O.R.C., Kaluz'Lur, would read this missive in Krugmar and scoffs at such governmental overstep "Dey meen tu keep me medizine at bay? Well, den a wagh will indeed rayg, agh frum duh ash'z ob diz wagh will bluum KAKTUZ GREEN"

 

[ThatDutchFellow 1147]

Lur Elder Al-Uk'Lur scoffs as breathe releases from his pipe filled with Cactus green as he reads over the missive hauling ass to Providence to sell as much drugs as he possibly can "Zkahurz thynk dei kan klomp druggoz egenzd Orkz? BAH globz ledz peep hohw muzh doze orehn pinkehz enjoi dah Krugmahr greehnz" The Goblin indeed quite succesfull in his selling endevours drugging up quite a few humans, getting payed for it at that!