OOC: Halflings are friends, not food

[Lexperiments 18]

Nemo reference FTW.

But seriously, are halflings food or not? I mean, I've seen a few orcs say they're friends with halflings (which really confuses me), yet most orcs consider them food. WHICH IS IT?

[Urahra 5779]

I consider them a combination of Friend + Snack.

I'm friends with a halfling, but if he annoys me, I will not hesitate to gobble him up. Halflings are bite sized! Plus they make a nice squish when you bite into them.

[Gobb'Mar 67]

Good halfling make good friend.

Bad halfling make good dinner.

[Tone 2]

I think of all the orcs, shamans and goblins seem the most tolerant to halflings. Well the ones I've met any way.

[Vert 0]

I like to think that Goblins are friendly with halflings because they understand what it's like to be a not-dwarf tinyman.

[Alex_Pan 112]

Hard working halflings are bad dinner because the meat is too stringy. Lazy halflings are the best.

[c_h_r_i_s121 20]

Hard working halflings are bad dinner because the meat is too stringy

Free range halflings.

[Guest Brian]

Normal halflings are food to orcs, unless they can smite them. Then you get into Sage halflings they smite and shoot magic if you try to eat them.

[Austin 697]

Sage halfling would taste bad har har

[Yamamoshi (Valdar Zalgonus 0]

I guess its kinda like people and chickens.Some people have pet chickens and they are their friends,but the rest of the world sees them as a meal.

[moondoggy 27]

Alflins friend to orc.

When one is close

Orc starts da roast

Da air smells of sweet pork.

((in all seriousness orc have never to my knowledge eaten a spacific halfling except the chunks of halfling i got in pugsy's cookies and i got the recipe. It's kinda like a reason to seem brutish by saying orc eat halflings and for us it's just plain fun. In other words, you don't have to worry about orcs killing a halfling so they can eat it unless that halfling is asking to die or of orcs raiding dunwood and trying to eat halflings unless it's rp set up by both sides leaders))

[Redacted12345 29]

But da halfings taste so yummy!

[susitsu 871]

Clowns eat halflings.

[Alex_Pan 112]

Alflins friend to orc.

When one is close

Orc starts da roast

Da air smells of sweet pork.

((in all seriousness orc have never to my knowledge eaten a spacific halfling except the chunks of halfling i got in pugsy's cookies and i got the recipe. It's kinda like a reason to seem brutish by saying orc eat halflings and for us it's just plain fun. In other words, you don't have to worry about orcs killing a halfling so they can eat it unless that halfling is asking to die or of orcs raiding dunwood and trying to eat halflings unless it's rp set up by both sides leaders))

Then how do we justify our trip to Dunwood in search of halflings? ****.

[moondoggy 27]

Then how do we justify our trip to Dunwood in search of halflings? ****.

we just say we following the scent of sweet pork.