HOLY POST - 18th Of The Deep Cold

[ATallTower 73]

 

 

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A Seemingly Hastily Made Newspaper Made My A Rag Tag Team Of Reporters Is Seen Being Handed Out Throughout Providence And The Crownlands!

 

 

HOLY POST      

GODANS TRUTH AND HIS TRUTH ONLY!

 

NOBLES HARASS THE COMMON FOLK

 

The average Orenian citizen this saints day was struck with a spear of distrust for their nobility as a scuffle followed by a verbal sparring incident occurred in Providences main square. A soldier halted a scuffle between multiple nobles in the square which resulted in the insulting and defamation of said guard. As commoners stepped in to assist the brave soldier who was being so viciously insulted by those she swore to protect, the verbal spar only got further out of hand. Such insults such as “Slum Scum” were uttered out of these once thought to be fine ladies of the court's mouths. This reporter does confirm that great pleasure could be seen from these two ladies as they boldly announced that all commoners are said “Slum Scum”.

 

And this dear reader was not the only thing uttered out of these noble's mouths. After proceeding to insult the very soldiers that defend them they had the guts to insult a man for being a cripple. The commoners took the higher ground however and instead of resolving to physical violence like these ladies did prior to the incident of insults. They bravely struck back with their own comebacks and held out with only their wits. 

 

The incident was only broken apart by our glorious Imperial Highness who was able to smooth over the situation. It seems some nobles still have some form of honor. A true example that all nobles should follow. Unlike these two ladies one of which, who was referred to as “Sophie”.

 

I ask you this fair citizens? Is this what we want from our nobility? People who assume all commoners, the ones who die for them to dance, and break their backs for them to lay their heads on feathered pillows. Is this what we expect from them? This reporter was also able to hear one of these ladies call the nobility the “Pillar Of Oren” which can only be described as courageous after practically spitting in the faces of all common folks in Oren that fateful day.

 

~Patrick Sweeny

WAR

 

The stalemate in Haense the last two months sure did leave many heavy-hearted and as our brave men pulled back from the field of battle so did the Haensers. But this equal withdrawal on both sides does leave some unanswered questions for both sides. Let it be known that this was a tactical withdrawal on both fronts and those who say it was a victory for their nations are liars and delusional. Let the real reporters like ourselves deliver you GODS truth and not the lies of these fools.

 

~George Hampton

 

HUNTING

 

It’s quail hunting season in the north of Almaris. So get your crossbows and go feed your families!

 

~Hunter Huntington

 

FOOD

 

The food stores of the nations of Almaris still stand boldly even through this troubled time of war and deceit. So the next time you see a farming overseer make sure to thank them.

 

~Thomas Ulysses 

 

PRIEST OF THE DAY

 

The Priest Of The Day Is Father Leonard Of Some Alley

 

~Godfrey Pious

 

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[JoshBright 3015]

Well Jarad was only there for a portion of what happened with the ladies, he would smile seeing that his men handled it quite well "It is nice too see that the ranks know how to take a punch as well as deal one" he would joke to himself, before going back to his paperwork 

[Aehkaj 1244]

Sir Vladrick var Ruthern would read over the newspaper "Quail season?" he would comment, looking over to the severed head of a giant bear "Oops." He would then roll up the paper and put it in it's limb jaw.

 

Jack Teufel would get the newspaper, lightly soaking it in water and cleaning the windows in his house with it.

[haenselover45 834]

Signs the lorraine.

[Mannyy 982]

Edward of Aldersberg eyed the document "Sophie...?" He blinked

[MapleSunflower 1889]

Dr. Primrose Gendik worked diligently in her alchemist lab before she felt a worsening tingle in her nose. Urgently she grabbed a piece of paper nearby - fortunately this issue was there - only to release an explosive, snotty, disgusting sneeze into the newspaper. Crumpling up the paper of sticky boogers and tossing it in the trash, she carried on her work.

[oryP 1068]

James Madron nodded, realizing he had been out of supply, he’d wipe with the missive, tossing it away as he did so. “It probably wasn’t important.”

[veganwalmart 1059]

Lady Anastasie Thérèse Pruvia, who had herself won acclaim at the Battle of River Petra and fought valiantly in several other battles, wondered why people had so hard a time recognizing the sacrifices she and her sister had made. “Perhaps the peasantry are still incapable of  reading!” She quipped from a window in her chambers to Sophie, who sat at her side. (( @ncarr))