JonesCo Imperial Eggs

[HeyitsNano 1582]

"It's an egg."

JonesCO presents…

 

A JonesCO - Baronial House Keen invention!

 

The MULTI USE

MULTI INGREDIENT

MULTI SIZE

 

 

JonesCO IMPERIAL EGGS

 

YOU CAN….

 

☆ Crack it to cook.

☆ Crack it to clean.

☆ Crack it at the stocks.

☆ Crack it on that one pesky wagon wheel that squealed the whole way from Haense,

☆ Crack it on your muscles.

☆ Crack it on your clothes to keep warm in those cold Orenian winter nights

☆ Crack it to glue posters on a wall,

☆ Crack it on your shoes to keep them moist in even the most humid conditions.

☆ Crack it and form bricks out of which to make shelter,

 

Consumption is known to increase one's intelligence, bulk up one's strength, and even correct one's morality.

 

JUST TAKE A LOOK AT OUR HAPPY CUSTOMERS!

 

 

USE IT FOR ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING! 

 

The best part? It's ENTIRELY edible, and has an egg like taste to it, so if you're stranded in enemy Haenseni lines and in desperate need of instant STRENGTH, whip out your carton of JonesCO IMPERIAL egg!

 

Only 100 Mina a carton!

 

Not enough? For an upgraded 200 Mina, you can get a whole HOUSE of it!

Still not enough? Contact JONESCO and for the SMALL price of 1000 Mina, you can receive an entire BUTTLOAD of it!

 

Need more still? For the smallest price of 10000 Mina you can have IMPERIAL LIVESTOCK in your town for instant and infinite access to the material! 

 

[Azie 657]

Lorena Theodosia got given an egg from the esteemed Baron of Ames. The Princess would ask of her servants to immediately cook the egg in preparation for her delicious breakfast.

[Aehkaj 1244]

Viktor var Ruthern looks to the possibility of having his own company, the Black Company™, work with JonesCO.

[Taketheshot 3834]

Joseph d'Azor smiles the suns smile, he LOVES eggs, who doesnt!