DRAGON'S BLOOD ELIXIR

[Traveller 2718]

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[!] Posters would be hung around Oren's Capital, depicting an orange potion with the following words:

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, pretty denizens of Vienne, I am here to enlighten your nation with the genius invention that is

DRAGON'S BLOOD ELIXIR."

 

"Grow back a missing limb! Learn to shapeshift! Heal large wounds! Bring family members back from the afterlife! Become INFINITELY more knowledgeable in ANY subject in a matter of hours!"

 

"This product has been harvested from a Dragon's corpse, in a secret secluded location nearby to the capital, an orange beverage containing the nectar that is Dragon's Blood straight from the terror that has been dominating Orenian skies for the better part of a decade, mixed with local berries and fruits to give a swing in it's flavour."

 

"All this and MORE can be yours for only five mina per bottle! All your delusional desires are now possible with DRAGON'S BLOOD ELIXIR."

 

"To get your needy hands on your very own bottle, approach our salesman by the name of Julian, donning a brown ponytail and a blue jacket."

 

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[Olox_ 4318]

Maciej snorts "Good scam, though better than the crack the other one offered..." Young Margrave admitted

[wowj 9747]

"Oi 'ope dis es bettah den da Snake-Perfume dat duh big fockah wuz zellin.." Grizhec'Raguk admits.