Spindle 655 Share Posted August 13, 2022 [!] The following was penned by a particularly biased little lady. Within the time-gnawed alleys of Chaldees, a dinky shop known as The Witch & The Writer witnessed the crumbling of a marriage-to-be. A blackened creature festooned with ugly scales and a putrid flamey maw was wholly refused in a proposal of love by the Great Witch of Chaldees. Lo! The dastardly thing should know its place. Perturbed by its vicious rejection, the scale-face went on a violent tirade of smokey slander. Were it not for the benevolence of the ruler of Chaldees, Sahar, and the voluminous Monkey-god under the influence of the Great Witch, the thing would have surely seen to the destruction of my little store! Now I state here, my desire to find and reprimand this great monster. I offer all those brave binders of baleful beasts three whole bottles of honey for its capture! [!]Attached below was some silly sketch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hephaestus 1326 Share Posted August 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Spindle said: Were it not for the benevolence of the ruler of Chaldees, Sahar ... the thing would have surely seen to destruction on my little store! Sahar, enervated by the day's incursion, expressed a cheshire grin followed by a prattling 'hek-hek-hek' cackle as sweeping, heavy-lidded eyes skimmed the contents of the notice. He descended from his study, waddling across to a posterboard to pin the leaflet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
christman 3559 Share Posted August 13, 2022 The Witch of Chaldees lamented in heartbreak! That or the scaring off of her customers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 6115 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Elathion read over the missive, before shoutikg at the top of his lungs: "Chaldees nu-" before he was silenced by his wife with a smack to the head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjikhei 698 Share Posted August 13, 2022 A distant entity grimaces. - From his seat beyond the heavens. Before long, he mounts his glittering chariot and soars off into the horizon. There was an annoyance to nip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jentos 9425 Share Posted August 13, 2022 [!] A missive is pinned underneath, unseen, and achieved by some mad means It DISPLEASES Tor-Azdroth to see the wicked SLANDER of its prince. The machinating peoples of Chaldees have made insult and more to the An-Gho, as its residents displayed naught but the immaturity of the unlearned before the GRACIOUS sight of the Third-Eye. The Witch herself found herself heartbroken, unloved and unwanted by the cold bonds of the arranged marriage she devised. She was so distraught by the rejection of her suitor that she cast a terrible curse by use of her proxy child on the dragon of her heart; the An-Gho. The Witch of Chaldees is therefore accused of SLANDER and anti-Nephillic sentiment, as propagated by those anti-Horenic Xachist hogs. The only repayment to be accepted by the nephillim will be completion of the agreement made between the standing Sultan of Chaldees, Sahar and the prince of Tor-Azdroth, An-Gho. Magnificent Asioth, bride to the An-Gho, must be found and brought to the An-Gho by the Sultan Sahar, finder of lost things. With much ambivalence, - The An-Gho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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