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It seems that thee Orcs want war. They are ransacking some "aincient tree" that is importsnt to thee elves in Laurelin. ANd thee Orcs are trying to take Oren altogheter. We should fight. Who knows when they will blow up out wall?

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where ya get dis information? Elves and Orcs are allies because da Elfies helping da Orcs during da battle for Sanjezal. If Warlord Mogroka not lead then it not be Orc Nation of Krugmar but udda Orcs dat are not of Krugmar.

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Yu dwarves are stoopid.

Ye want to go huh? Ye pathetic traitor. Me greatly admire thee Orcs cause ove their strength and courage. Me hope tis issue gets over wit quickly, fer me hope Orcs and Dwarves may remain allies.

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Dis was merely da work of some rogue Wardens. Da orcs has already resolved dis matter wit High Prince Native. Me suggest da elves do da same. Until den, dat ancient tree going to make for some nice sword handles and soup bowls.

And if we attacked anyone on da king's road it were because dey attempted to pass through our checkpoint without paying, insulted or threatened us or ran like a coward when confronted. Did dis guard have a big orange beard? It looked pretty, blowing in da wind as me tossed his severed head off da bridge and into da water.

((The tree you are speaking of was in Krugmar territory, along with several fortifications and bone-mealed forests that had been recently built on our land by the Wardens. Victor214, not sure whether he is one of yours or not, also griefed Bigboss Aerog's Hunting Tent in the area and I sought a proper ban for that. We left signs ordering the immediate removal of these structures and the response was a series of signposts intended to provoke us into conflict. We then sent a war band into Laurelin who got in contact with High Prince Native (shiftnative), your GM and leader-guy, and showed him the encroaching structures and trees. He immediately gave his blessing for their removal and compensated us for the inconvenience.))

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Dat like be blabbin' dat cause da 'umies try be kill each offur dat dey be civil war. Lat 'av so much 'toopid story.

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Indeed, i gave our friends diamonds and tools so that removing this "warden outpost" would be swifter. Why build an outpost between malinor and krugmar when we are allies? And WITHOUT the councils consent? I will see to it that the wardens understand whos protecting who.

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Also der was a tree built by trogue elfies behind krugmar an we told dem to remove it an dey didnt so we did.

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We atacked that tree because they came and interupted a sacred ritual of krug we folowed them,found their base and we atacked.Because they sent bandits in to atack us and stop an arena fight.We chased all of the bandits down killed them and pissed on their skulls after we were done.

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((The toll was just a bit of fun intending to create an RP scene. Which it did. You people take things much too seriously. We were just having fun with you.))

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((The toll was just a bit of fun intending to create an RP scene. Which it did. You people take things much too seriously. We were just having fun with you.))

OOC: You were wasting our danmed minas :-x.

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