[WAR] SAKURAGAKURE DECLARATION OF WAR

[wowj 9765]

Spoiler

 

[!] A letter was distributed across Braevos


“Latsu want Katsu?”

We at the Grub-Bucket are excited to announce after talking about it for the last fifty years, the second coming of the Grub-Bucket Grub-Bucket 2!

Find us on the road to Veletz!

[ 512 95 -322 ]

Try our limited time only Puru-Puru A1 Wagyu for as little as 5 Mon! (good deal!)

The Grub-Bucket  Would also like to re-announce our delivery service, with our detailed instructions below, you may have Grub-Bucket Delivered to your door! Proud partners of Qor-Dash!

HOW TO UTILIZE GRUB-YUB DELIVERY SERVICE

Step 1. Locate nearest stable source of fire

Step 2. Imbue your Machiman (Gaijin Translation may vary) Energy into the flames

Step 3. Call Takemura, of clan Ugokoyama

Step 4. Place order, give location (approximate coordinates are preferred)*

Step 5. Enjoy your Grub!

 

*delivery to spook lairs may result in unintended kuruzed hunting. customers are not guaranteed protection from Victors Justice (Sponsored by the Grub-Bucket)

Prices, meat origin, and grease levels may vary.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

Feeling the fifty year curse finally subsiding, Ena smiles that he could be raised in an era with a Second Grub Bucket.

[ThatFunkyBunch 2818]

An elf makes sure to keep an eye-out for Grub-Yub deals on missive boards around the world.

[woke 1159]

Illyndor summoned sixty-two ingots of netherite, scattering them atop the Grub-Bucket™ counter. He nudged the pile towards Admiral Ugokoyama Takemura with a push. "I will pay the rest tomorrow at the ball, Admiral Ugokoyama Takemura" quired the young 'Thill moments before the realm crashed itself.

[Xergarok 811]

13 hours ago, wowj said:

*delivery to spook lairs may result in unintended kuruzed hunting. customers are not guaranteed protection from Victors Justice (Sponsored by the Grub-Bucket)

 

A shepherd educated in the letter of the law pleaded his case "But your honor, my client stabbed out his own eyes for unknown reasons when he was 23 and can't reasonably be held accountable for not reading this small print which is obviously designed to mislead those of lesser fortune."