THE CRIMES OF CELIA'NOR

[Laeonathan 5889]

 

ADRIAN BOUNTY

MUSTACHE THIEF WANTED

4th of Amber Cold, 1998

 

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TO THE ADRIAN PEOPLE AND WHO ELSE IT MAY CONCERN,

 

Today I, Josef Euler, entered the lands of Celia’nor, expecting no evil. Yet I was soon to be proven wrong. I kindly greeted a woman of likely hyspian origin, yet I was met only with spite and hatred: For the kind greeting I should upon her, she lunged at me and stole of what is dearest to me: My mustache, which is certainly real. My real mustache was ripped out with a brutalitynot even the darkest tale could tell about.

[!] A small sketch of the woman.

Whoever returns my certainly real mustache to me shall be given a BOUNTY OF 50 MINA, and an additional 25 Mina if the woman is delivered alongside it, ALIVE. Leave any hints or sightings of this evil woman at the Adrian Tavern.

 

 

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Josef Euler 

Master of the Basking Turtle, Mustache-less man

 

 

[LobsterLarry 1514]

Klog would read the missive. "Mi gruk dat if zomeazh ztole mi beard, mi would be diztraught... Mi will catch diz mouztache ztealah agh bring dem to juztice..."

[DahStalker 3692]

The wanted woman gazed at the setting sun.. would she lose? Nah. She'd win. The evening was beautiful that day.

[Baccaaa 490]

"Facial hair can be stolen? Is that a normal thing that happens with men?" Asked the poor victim's twin sister as she read the missive with initially a cackle, then curiousity.

[RoseyMissPosey 152]

Noma, traveling through the place, read the missive and GASPED!! Only twenty-five mina? How dare they! Her dear friend and sister in donkey farming was worth so much more than that. A thousand at least!

She scribbled on the change and walked off.

[Beholder 372]

Briga can think of nothing more heinous than the theft of another's facial hair.

 

Were this to happen in Urguan the offender would face worse than a 50 mina bounty!

[STBNL 250]

A guardsman in Numendil took a second glance back at the missive, as the sketch almost fooled him once with the theft stolen stache. Wilfriche pondered if he should send a letter.

[DahStalker 3692]

17 minutes ago, STBNL said:

A guardsman in Numendil took a second glance back at the missive, as the sketch almost fooled him once with the theft stolen stache. Wilfriche pondered if he should send a letter.

It was a rough day at work. But that woman was enjoying the fruit of her labor. 

[Laeonathan 5889]

3 minutes ago, DahStalker said:

It was a rough day at work. But that woman was enjoying the fruit of her labor. 

"They can't let her get away with this!" The Euler grumbled from within his tavern, shaking his fist angrily towards hyspia where he suspected the villain to be.

[TysCreations 458]

Aelrin looks at the missive. holding his thoughts for a moment before realising this was from the man who yelled in c'nor. after a moment he'd burst out into laughter at the thought of stolen facial hair before stopping and clearing his throat 

"pardon me"  

[Gaja 1310]

"THEY GOT MY GREAT GRANDSON FOR HIS FOAMS!!!!!!" Stefan cries out into the void.

[teeylin 1688]

Ser Julian, beard-care enthusiast, showed the bounty to his brother. "Tomas, be careful. They're coming for you neeeext-" he'd warble, fingers flicking up and down. @Wretched Aidan

[RedeemedAidan 1125]

33 minutes ago, teeylin said:

Ser Julian, beard-care enthusiast, showed the bounty to his brother. "Tomas, be careful. They're coming for you neeeext-" he'd warble, fingers flicking up and down. @Wretched Aidan

Tomas Salazar squinted at the bounty, before flashing a grin at Julian. "Come and take it!" The Salazar only just got his mustache back, he wasn't going to give it up so easy this time around.

@teeylin

[DahStalker 3692]

The mustache thief often loves to travel. 

 

 @teeylin @Wretched Aidan

[Laeonathan 5889]

5 minutes ago, DahStalker said:

The mustache thief often loves to travel. 

 

 @teeylin @Wretched Aidan

"Damn it, she keep getting more powerful!" Complained Josef.