DOWN WITH THE BERRY BUSHES! Vote for Milodrag!

[Totalitarianism_ 593]

DAY ONE PROMISE: BURNING OF THE BUSHES

BY

FATHER MILODRAG THE SCYFLING

 

 

Father Milodrag Colborn, candidate for Grand Maer! 

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War of the Bushes

        Since the earliest days in the Huns-Waldor basin, the Northern Peoples has existed side-by-side with the greatest enemy known to the North. From the densest forests to the most fertile of fields, the Prikaburren (Prikaz Berry) has literally been a thorn in the side of the Highlanders from the very beginning. The various species of Prikaburren, cultivated for their sweet fruit, have become invasive over the centuries. They have grown wild and unkempt, leading to dangerous thorn-traps hidden throughout the landscape.

 

       Obviously, I do not mean the controlled Prikaburren farms of our Haeseni farmers--the most virtuous of Biharists. I preach against the wild, untamed Prikaburren. Rebelling against the order of a tilled field like Iblees rebelled against God--the wild berry bush is a sin against order.

 

       If given the privilege of being elected Grand Maer of New Valdev, I, Father Milodrag the Scyfling, will wage an immediate and unceasing holy war against the wild Prikaburren of the Haeseni Forrests. This shall be a coordinated and strategic campaign, meant to preserve the landscape being strangled by the throned menace.

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DOWN WITH THE BERRY BUSHES!

VOTE Father Milodrag for Grand Maer! 

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Spoiler

BRILLIANT (genius idea, even) credited to the big-brain @libertyybelle

 

[psychra_notte 618]

The former Baron of Katabanya recieved the missive with a frown, reading it over. "This would be a huge hit to the local wildlife... Much of the local fauna feed on them, Y do hope he reconsiders this position." A sigh escaped Alekszej, as he then went off to prepare for a walk in the woods.

[Koodini 854]

"Ridding the deer of their favorite fruits. .? I know a woman who'll serve both the people AND animals," murmured Astoria. She also made plans to anonymously mail prikaburrens to Milodrag throughout the coming weeks. Was it psychological warfare or a campaigning tactic? Who knew.

[Frawlic 1602]

"My snacks..." A young Kovachev murmured.

[libertyybelle 6187]

"Hey, he stole mea idea!" Ipera frowned, how could Father Milodrag steal an idea from a poor little albino child

[Totalitarianism_ 593]

12 minutes ago, libertyybelle said:

"Hey, he stole mea idea!" Ipera frowned, how could Father Milodrag steal an idea from a poor little albino child

"And Lady Ipera shall be my Grand Inquisitor! So foolish of people to think bushes benefit the environment when they ensnare and wound our horses, as well as other animals. Foolish, indeed." Commented the Maer-candidate Milodrag the Scyfling.

[Lortime 1153]

Father Alaric quietly tapped his desk as he glanced over the excommunication petition that sat in front of him, increasingly tempted to fill it out for his fellow, dear, Jorenic clergyman.

"Milodrag.. remind me who decided to ordain you..?"