gym THE SECOND DAWN OF DUNGRIMM'S GYM

[The Tough Guy 4319]

 

Year 211 of The Second Age.
ISSUED BY:

SIGRUN ‘UNDEADSLAYER’ STONEHAMMER

ᚷᛖᛏ ᛋᚹᛟᛚᛖ ᛟᚱ ᛞᛁᛖ

ᛏᚺᛖ ᚺᛖᚱᛟ ᛟᚠ ᛞᚢᚾᚷᚱᛁᛗᛗ ᛞᛖᛚᛁᚡᛖᚱᛋ ᛞᛖᛋᛏᛁᚾᚤ

 

YOTH BRATHMORDAKIN NA YOTH URGUAN 

ᛁᛟᚦ ᛒᚱᚨᚦᛗᛟᚱᛞᚨᚲᛁᚾ ᚾᚨ ᛁᛟᚦ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ 

THE SECOND LAUNCH OF DUNGRIMM’S GYM!
ᚨᛚᛗᛟᛋᛏ ᚨ ᚲᛖᚾᛏᚢᚱᚤ ᛈᚨᛋᛋᛖᛞ
 

It has been quite some time since our departure from Almaris, yet through the decades of Kingship from Agnar Grandaxe to Ulfar Starbreaker, and all the Grand Kings in between we have not had another GYM in Urguan!

Fear not, fellow dwarves for I announce the second dawn of DUNGRIMM’S GYM!



 

Spoiler

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A bunch of happy dwarves and Urguanites inside of the new Gym.

THE EQUIPMENT.
ᚹᛟᚨᚺ ᚨᛗᚨᛉᛁᚾᚷ
 

Inside the gym resides various equipment of all shapes and sizes, from a bench press to punching bags, dwedmills to barbells.

It is equipped with state-of-the-art dwednology to ensure all gains to be massive and workouts to be treacherous and insane.

Coupled with this Gym comes a pamphlet to ensure proper use of the machinery.

THE LOCATION
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For ease of access and especially to aid Ulfar in ensuring he visits regularly - which we ensure he will for all our sakes.

The Gym is directly to the LEFT of the Obsidian Throne in Urguan! Simply take a left from the throne and you arrive!

HAPPY LIFTING!

Signed,

Sigrun ‘Undeadslayer’ Stonehammer
Clan Father of The Stonehammers, 

Priest of Dungrimm, Hero of Dungrimm,
Three-Time Grand Champion of Urguan.

 

[Papa Rock 2400]

[!] The Dungrimm's Gym is approved by the Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan

[DancingZebra267 1626]

Spoiler

 

 

Rhorgvar, the bodybuilder of Urguan, swaggered into the gym, the ground practically shaking with each step of his massive frame. With one hand, he casually lifted a heavy barbell, in his other hand, a large tankard of ale sloshed around as he chugged it down, the foam barely staying in place. "Ah, nuthin' like a bit o' iron an' ale to build up deh strength of a true dwed," he boomed, his deep voice echoing through the gym. "Wot good's a hammer if yer arms ain't as strong as steel?" With a hearty laugh, Rhorgvar slammed the tankard down, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand before going back to lifting weights with ease.

[HogoBojo 4725]

Hogmund Jakob Barbanov-Bihar rushed to the gym to get swole as soon as he caught word of the gyms opening. 

[tasty_cheesecake 2298]

"No kettlebells? What the ****?!" remarked Kosuke on his once a decade visit to the G.K.U.