[PK] The Deaths of Many

[wowj 9766]

Grub-Bucket Corporate sends out letters to various Nations and Settlements.
 

 

" 72 Oz Katsu is nubbu struggle
extra sauce - make it a double
To protect da world from big starvation
To feed all peoples in latsu nation
The denounce da evils of soap and suds
To extend great tastes to da kami above
Bata
Takemura
Grub Bucket klomps da hunger plight
Come on down when latsu need a bite! "

Hello hopeful new strategic allies of the Grub-Bucket[TM] Corporation, we at the Grub-Bucket are in need of growth of our assets and locations, and for that, we require land to build our blessed Grub-Buckets on-top of.

Grub-Bucket[TM] construction is rapidly quick and built sturdily by our Oni-Workers, the 'Buckets we build are small and easily modifiable to your lands aesthetic and quality of build, if YOU want a Grub-Bucket on your land, please, submit a request below this letter, we will know.

Grub-Bucket Contract;
1. We at the Grub-Bucket will never have to pay TAXES or MONEY for the land that the Grub-Bucket resides upon.
2. We at the Grub-Bucket will not destroy or add large buildings to the Grub-Bucket.
3. We will follow any additional requirements to this contract that you may want to add, as long as they follow the first and second laws.


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Grub-Bucket Shareholder Annoucement;

A personal copy was sent to the following people.

Ugokoyama Bata
Ugokoyama Takemura
HONMA CO.
Henrik-Otto Ludovar
Jay Amaranth
Nezukai Yano
Enrique Pinieda
Kato Ena
Amako
Veluc
Nakano Iori 
Kiku

Hello Shareholder of the Grub-Bucket Corporation, we have a new jingle theme-song, do you guys think it sounds cool?

" 72 Oz Katsu is nubbu struggle
extra sauce - make it a double
To protect da world from big starvation
To feed all peoples in latsu nation
The denounce da evils of soap and suds
To extend great tastes to da kami above
Bata
Takemura
Grub Bucket klomps da hunger plight
Come on down when latsu need a bite! "

Glory to the Grub-Bucket Corporation.

Glory to Ute-Shokuhingasiha, YOKAI CEO of the Grub-Bucket.
  
 

[amongus 816]

veluc sends a reply from the swamp dimension

 

”yes this is awesome”

[lemonke 6014]

AVA IS ANGERED THAT THE ONI DIDN'T SEND HER ANYTHING! WAAAAAAAAAA