ADVERT | Bodyguard for Hire!

[Werew0lf 24181]

 

 

[!] You come across an advertisement written in tidy cunieve, wedge-shaped letters. The symbol of a skull pierced by a katana-vector embroils the bottom of the signature. There is also an address written beneath it.

 

Konbanwa,

 

I am a warrior who is currently looking to be hired for long-term body-guard work. I am not interested in being a body-guard for the common peasantry, you will be unable to afford my skill. 

 

If you are somebody substantial, such as a nobleman or royal, and fear for your safety, you may contact me. I am not a politically influenced person, so please do not contact me for anything short of body-guard work. I do not involve myself in laborious tasks, I will not be your pen, I will not do your chores, I will only ensure your safety wherever you are. 

 

Do not contact me if you are someone attuned to holy powers, such as some bastard templar. 

 

Please forward me a letter at the below address if you are interested.

 

Kind regards,

Dinnerbone, Warrior.

 

[Cheese 8899]

Amadea presses the missive against her brother's face. "You're too skinny, Lothar! You need someone to protect you!"

[Xergarok 811]

A Barrowlord of the Sixth Synod pondered upon the advertisement. 

"Do I fear for mine own safety? Not exactly. Does a body-guard who opposes Maleficar sound interesting? Absolutely..."