Jenny Coin

[JoshBright 3014]

 

Introducing Jenny Coin, The Future of Trade in Azurass!

 

 

Tired of bartering your way through the markets of Azuras? Wish your minas could work for you?

 

Then it’s time to invest in Jenny Coin™, the first decentralized, blessed (probably) coin by the Jenny themselves!

 

Jenny Coin is the revolutionary currency sweeping across the realm. forged by dwarves, secured by redstone, and powered by pure bullshit energy.

Each coin features the visage of Jenny, the patron of innovation and questionable financial decisions.

Why Choose Jenny Coin?

• 100% Lore-Compliant (we think)
   
• Backed by bullshit
   
• Accepted by merchants, guilds, and cults alike
   
• Guaranteed to increase in value (probably)

Join the Revolution!

Be the first in your nation to embrace Jenny Coin and show everyone that you’re not just a peasant, you’re a pioneer. 

Trade smart. Trade Jenny.

 

Disclaimer: 

Spoiler

By engaging in the purchase, trade, hoarding, worship, or otherwise ill-advised acquisition of Jenny Coin™, you, the Participant, hereby acknowledge, understand, and solemnly swear that: you may lose all your minas, your girl might dump you, jennycoin is not a stable investment, you might become insane in the membrane, you might lose yourself and find jenny, and that you have just made the worst purchase of your life.

 

 

Spoiler

 

[milksoda 2884]

no way...........

[Frisket 4538]

Bro switched out my Mina’s for this… 

[Metamancy 1771]

ur not special joshbright!!!!

[Morigung-oog 5697]

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