Affordable Lobotomies | CASCANOVA MD

[Mescaffier 6197]

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– ☀ Published the 18th of Horen's Calling, 627 A.A. / 2054 I.T. ☀  – 

 

 

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MELANCHOLIC? ANXIOUS?

YOU MAY NEED A LOBOTOMY!

 

Are you plagued by pesky thoughts, unsettling memories? Seeking the perfect gift for that hard-to-please in-law? Is your child a believer of the false prophet, S*gismund?

 

 Lobotomies are gentle and quick procedures to rid one of certain mental ailments or general misbehavior, and can be done on most anyone! If you, or someone you’re looking to get this procedure for, is suspected to suffer with any of the following ailments, a lobotomy may be just what you need; 

☀ Melancholy

☀ Distemper of the Heart

☀ Violent Outbursts

☀ Poor Temper

☀ Chronic Pain

☀ Paranoia

☀ Heathen Tendencies

☀ Unmanageable Loved Ones

 

A diagram of the procedure

 

To schedule this operation for yourself or a loved one, send a letter to Dr. John Galbraith for scheduling; depending on the need, we may offer treatment for low or no cost. This treatment is the only one of which Cascanova MD will charge for; serving as its funding to offer free care to the needy (of which a flier is being made for).

 

Cascanova MD is located at the Cut 3, within the Empire's capital, Rittersburg.

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Signed,

Dr. John of Cascanova, Physician of Cascanova MD

[Morigung-oog 5697]

Mysteriously, a large amount of these advertisements would be found in settlements with mali'fenn populations.. How they got there was unknown..

[adamc2000 1385]

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Good god…. This man is a menace XD 

 

I will not lie, I WAS NOT EXPECTING this to start happening lmfao!

 

[Amesti 247]

A rather melancholic and paranoid redhead stared at the advertisement. It did sound appealing. He waved the advertisement at his sister. "Gloria! I'm going to get a lobotomy!" Quickly was the man reprimanded and told what a lobotomy really was. He grimaced and stored the advertisement away. Maybe if he got desperate...

[bordwell 57]

But do you prescribe mouse bites? I need mouse bites to live. Usually doctors just prescribe the stupid drug because they are stupid. 

MORE MOUSE BITES

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

Castien does the animation like he lost a rap battle in tomodachi life

[thejack 198]

Aez'lauvo opens her wallet, but upon seeing the location being within The Empire, she closes it. Another day...

[Ophi 258]

Isildur grabbed the advertisement from his daughter who EAGERLY seems to want to get one "NO-! Madeline! I am net letting you get a lobotomy!" he looks at the advertisement himself, then mumbles under his breath "But I might know one or two people who should get one. . ."

[TaraJess 2848]

From the skies, Lorena looks down and curses. 

"I needed that... few days too late..."

 

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Diabolical 

 

[PotatoFan117 393]

Uncle hick reads the advert and almost vomits from disgust "ARE THESE FOLKS INSANE? getting rid of the mind is like killing the soul, absolutely vile " as he continues he reads the word empire "ah. .. . . now it makes sense. . . ." he shooked his head dissapointed and left while yodeling.

 

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A Hunchback reads through the advert and sighed "if only EYE-GORE could .. . . should he?. . . . ." After some thinking he picks up a rat from his robe and puts it near his ear "SHOULD EYE-GORE get a LO-BO-TO-MY?" as the rat squeks at him, he nods and put it back into his robe "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED! EYE-GORE SHALL NOT GET IT!" throwing away the advert and continues to search in the trash for something more interesting.

Edited November 5, 2025 by PotatoFan117

[KeiaTypeBeat 3277]

3 hours ago, AlexOnCrack said:

Isildur grabbed the advertisement from his daughter who EAGERLY seems to want to get one "NO-! Madeline! I am net letting you get a lobotomy!" he looks at the advertisement himself, then mumbles under his breath "But I might know one or two people who should get one. . ."

"But ALL of my friends will want one if I get one! I can start the trend! PLEASE FATHER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" the woman lamented, falling to her knees as she broke down in sobs. "I NEVER GET TO HAVE ANYTHING!"

[Cheese 8880]

Juniper considers. Very slowly, she looks to her husband. "...You would still love me if part of my brain mysteriously went missing, right?"

[Spellblades 749]

A Mali'ker glanced over the missive with a perplexed look on his face. "Honestly, I'm not surprised, some of those imperial's could use it."

[Monty Cobra 921]

7 hours ago, jackCool said:

Aez'lauvo opens her wallet, but upon seeing the location being within The Empire, she closes it. Another day...

Njáll Ásvard slaps her upside the head.

[fizzyquack 564]

Celia would look over this.. and then scribble on the top- 'Perfect for Caius'. She would then send it with a bird, unsigned, to Caius Prisgoth. She would then smirk, and skip off to Illivira.

 

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