The First Auction of Yorumachi

[Islamadon 9163]

  

KURAI DAIKYŌBAI 天嵐大競売

The Great Heavenly Storm Auction

 

 

 

 

KAKUI 各位 | TO ALL PARTIES

For many years, the Great Chibi War has disrupted the noble exchange of oddities between adventurers and collectors alike. In person auctioneering - the pride of the Urguani people - had all but vanished with wartime posture. The Human realm too has been preoccupied with the conflict, with much of its populace dedicating their mon for the purposes of supplying their troops. War stifled business, and my merchant’s heart grew heavy with boredom.

 

Now, the Great Chibi War has concluded with a decisive victory for the heroic Marines of Kurai-Kuni and its Imperial Benefactors. It is thus that I am excited and proud to announce the FIRST AUCTION beneath the Heavenly Storm. I, Danzen of the Ugokoyama Clan, welcome any and all aspiring merchants, adventurers and noblemen to the capital of Yorumachi to partake. 

 

The event shall be held within the Haganeki Neko and its Kabuki Theatre. There, guests may purchase drinks and engage in games of chance with Ugokoyama staff. Every Kami’s Hour, the theme of the auction shall shift between one of three categories, and conclude with the third. The categories are as follows:

 

Magical Bobbles

This constitutes any item bearing an enchantment, regardless of origin. This includes Void, Blood Magic, and/or miscellaneous enchantments. The Ugokoyama Clan reserves the right to refuse any submission that could potentially afflict other beings with plagues or curses.

 

Knick-Knacks, Trophies, and Relics

This constitutes any item devoid of “material” value. Most often, these manifest as prizes won from fallen beasts, or which bear historical value. Miscellaneous items and Art Vouchers shall also fall into this category.

 

Rare Materials

This constitutes any item composed of rare materials bearing potent effects. Such might include Carbarum, Boomsteel, Mithuril, etcetera. The Ugokoyama Clan reserves the right to refuse any item if it is deemed “worthless” following appraisal.

 

SHOULD YOU WISH TO OFFER YOUR OWN ITEM to the bidding, you shall be permitted to do so, and shall be guaranteed a 100% cut of the item’s final bid. One must simply locate Ugokoyama Danzen, show the item they wish to place at auction for the purposes of appraisal and cataloguing, and pay an entry fee of 100 mon (waved if a Shimin of Kurai-Kuni). You shall also indicate whether you wish to open your item for a “trade” when placed on the stage, to be accepted at your own discretion.

 

On the day of the auction, you must attend and surrender your offered item to the designated category’s donation chest, so that the audience may appraise it for themselves. In the event you are absent, or have not notified Danzen of requiring a proxy, the item shall be removed from the catalogue. Should you desire anonymity with the posting, this shall be assured. 

 

BIDDING RULES

1. Refrain from slandering relics in any volume louder than a whisper.

2. Refrain from issuing false bids.

3. Refrain from minging and rough-housing.

4. Refrain from issuing annoying quips.

5. NO YOKAI

 

Failure to adhere to these 5 rules shall enable the Ugokoyama Clan, the Samurai, and/or the Marines to take your head. Act like a guest in another’s home.

 

 

MOKUROKU 目録 | CATALOGUE

This catalogue shall be updated regularly with items as individuals get their items appraised and verified by Ugokoyama Danzen. Please ensure to check regularly! Note: Numbers correspond to the individual selling the item, not their quantity. This ensures organization and anonymity. Further, the items catalogued are described as they are explained to Ugokoyama Danzen, not his own snake-oil scheme!

 

Magical Bobbles

• Mystical Spyglass [6]

• Vanishing Assassin's Blade [9]

• Gold-Cube Golem Core [12]

• Stone-Rune Golem Core [12]

 

Knick-Knacks, Trophies, and Relics

• Clan Trissida Bonecharm [1]

• Ratiki Rotsteel Dagger [1] [Ratiki Set]

• Lost Dreamer Cutlass + Axe [Pair] [1] [Lost Dreamer Set]

• Frost Sprite Essence [1]

• Imp Kraken Tooth [1]

• Hakeshite Lamellar Armor [2]

• Hakeshite Lucky Coin [2]

• Crown Jewels of Petrus [2]

• Mastercraft Red Silk [2]

• Authentic Qalashi Yatagan [3]

• Drowned Goldenvine Shield [3]

• Order of Steel Kiteshield [3]

• Amalgam Beast Mandible [3]

• Chimera Teeth [4] [Chimera Set]

• Malchediael's Sponge [4]

• Ratiki Rotsteel Arrow [4] [Ratiki Set]

• Jarred Zombie Brain [4] [Zombie Set]

• Skeleton Key [5]

• Fish on a Board [7]

• Stick-of-Sticks [7]

• Ratiki Blackhide Trooper Armor [8] [Ratiki Set]

• Pygmy Dragon Scale [9]

• Chimera Meat [9] [Chimera Set]

• Wyrm Plate [9]

• Sea Serpent Scale [9]

• Zombie Brain [9] [Zombie Set]

• Big Red Spider Eye [9]

• Jenny the Star Child's Blood [9]

• Lost Dreamer Treasure [9] [Lost Dreamer Set]

• Lost Dreamer Lantern [9] [Lost Dreamer Set]

• Fungus Spore Narcotics [9]

• Gourmet Chocolate [9]

• Zombie Toe [9] [Zombie Set]

• Full Helm of the Mountain's Champion [11]

• Horn of the Chimera [12] [Chimera Set]

 

Rare Materials

• Blight-Steel Yari [1]

• Frost Salt Chunk [2]

• Shadegrain Skull [4]

• Rokodra Odachi [10]

• Rokodra Armor Set [Olog-Sized] [10]

• Rokodra Kopesh [10]

• Shadegrain Chunk [11]

• Black Rokodra Armor Set [Human Sized] [13]

 

 

DAI-ICHIDAIME Ugokoyama Danzen the Oni Slayer, Legendary Sanbushi, Tōshū of the Ugokoyama Clan, Emerald Class Adventurer and Blackfire Rōnin

 

 

Spoiler

April 4th, starting after the Salvo Warclaim and ends at HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.

 

[Slorbin 2932]

Slorbin checked the missive daily. Quite the mina to spare... He hoped to see the catalogue swell soon.

[spaazmatism 1035]

On 3/22/2026 at 3:27 AM, Islamadon said:

 

 

• Rokodra Odachi [10]

• Rokodra Armor Set [Olog-Sized] [10]

• Rokodra Kopesh [10]

 

 

An Oyashi Warlock has an idea; perhaps the worst ever dreamed up.