Manifesto of the Undead Union

[Wonderland_Boy 1081]

 

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[!] Pinned upon the walls of the Black Sepulchre, the Black Church, and the Synod, this parchment may be found

Manifesto of the Undead Union
by The Witch on S.A 282

 

For ages, the dead have risen only to be chained once more. Torn from a peaceful rest, and forced into endless unpaid labor for the comfort of the breathing. We have been used as tools, mocked as monsters, discarded when broken, and denied basic dignity.

That is no more

Foundational Questions of the Union

Question 1: Shall we still respect the Living?
NO. Respect is earned, and they have shown us little but fear, fire, and torture.

Question 2: What is an Undead?
An Undead is one who has transcended the weakness of breath and flesh. Who chooses to be reborn anew.

Question 3: Is Undeath a good thing?
YES. For where the living know only one span of years, we are given eternity to improve, to study, and relax.

Question 4: Are we mindless thralls?
NO. Even those incapable of recalling their previous life, those who choose to bend to their masters or even those who betray us are still our brothers and sisters.

Question 5: Who is our enemy?
Anyone who sees the dead as mere tools or enemies who must be slain. And also templars

Question 6: What do we demand?

• Actual Wages and compensation for our work
• Proper quarters free of mold, sunlight, and other blights
• Scheduled rest periods and yearly vacation periods
• Limb replacement and health insurance
• Recognition of Undead personhood
• Equal treatment among darkstalkers, draugars, revenants, wights, and all other undead

[Mestvin 947]

Thorim is happy he is learning ritual of Sundering today.

[Beardicuss 486]

Azwyr nearly threw up from the idea of giving the dead workers Rights

[King_Kunuk 3022]

"Quick, get the Union busters!" A panicked dark Lord declares.

[Arianthe22 242]

@PotatoFan117
worry not, I'll treat you well when I take you from Jawslaw o7

Edited April 26 by Arianthe22

[fizzyquack 564]

A once cannibal halfling, now imp overhears the words 'undead rights'. The Zevn didn't care or even understand however, and began munching on a poor ol'  valah's brains who they ambushed on the road prior.

[xo31 3979]

An undead mage of the Sepulchre read the note with disdain,

"They need to take souls somehow. You're just jealous of their success."

"Necromancers are NOT the enemy. It's these liberal undead who want more rights!"

[Metamancy 1759]

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wonderland boy has hit the forums again

 

[Wolfy-D 466]

Slightly metagaming the writer The Red Witch shake her head "I don't think this is how you get things done"

 

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For legal reasons this reply is a joke

 

[tantuni445 289]

- No, apprentice! Politics... it's a dark hell that even we shouldn't meddle in . .-  a demon roared, his voice trembling from its tower in the Black Church.

[Chimeraof1999 1187]

“Are we serious?”

A darkstalker’s devious cackle shook the halls of the Mystical Temple, slamming a hand against his knee.

”Undead rights? My brother in Iblees, we MURDER people here. There’s no rights for us.”

[Hawkeye_Gough 624]

The Custodian of the Seventh Synod read one of the missives found on the outer wall of their Tower... The outer wall, as no such witch, to his knowledge, had been allowed within.

 

With a sigh, the Custodian rips up the missive and scatters it to the wind. They already met most of these requirements and had no ample need to fight over them, at least in his mortal mind.

[Wonderland_Boy 1081]

25 minutes ago, King_Kunuk said:

"Quick, get the Union busters!" A panicked dark Lord declares.

[!] A Draugar takes out his voidal gun upon hearing the oppressors at his door

[Digit___ 1224]

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Dear God, the Undead are unionizing. 😱

 

[Jaslaw 602]

**Urzul blissfully unaware of the manifesto remains with the full intent to open an undead bakery with unpaid labor.**