Arteh 1837 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 *Laughs as he hears the Warmistress speak" Aye, ye may 'ave caught me in yer farm but a eshcaped unlike t'a otha buffoons! yer man ur weak jus like yer nation an rashe! a killed nearly all of yer army by t'a one swing of me blade. Urguan 'as aided me in t'is battle against ye greenshkin bashtards, and 'ave been showin ma abilities defiantly, ye'll feel t'a force of me blade ashwell! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan 3953 Share Posted December 13, 2011 *Laughs as he hears the Warmistress speak" Aye, ye may 'ave caught me in yer farm but a eshcaped unlike t'a otha buffoons! yer man ur weak jus like yer nation an rashe! a killed nearly all of yer army by t'a one swing of me blade, Malin 'as aided me in t'is battle against ye greenshkin bashtards, and 'ave been showin ma abilities defiantly, ye'll feel t'a force of me blade ashwell! Stupid dunt even know iz fadders name, Malin is da elfs fadder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arteh 1837 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 (( ahahahhah Mogroka :P, i ment to say Urguan, i posted that like at 8am before i went to school, really tired so yeh i ment Urguan not Malin *facepalms hard* )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugmak 20 Share Posted December 13, 2011 lat stuipid dwarf, me use fists cus me real warrior Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Actually.. I have a better idea. How about lat comes over, and becomes my pet? Tiny things like you always have the most ADORABLE little quirks. I mean when you were stomping about in your little tantrum... so sweet and cute my tusk almost rotted away. Im sure we can get lat a collar made and a little bowl and bed down in the kitchen. Would lat like that~? Latz own little beddy bye~? Myuhuhuhu... I cant wait to feed lat up, the cubs will have so much fun playing with their new pet. Ah... I just hope dwarves come housebroken... I better get the newspaper just to make sure... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Hur hur, Warmistrizz latz to kind 'ta dis stikin' stout. I say we klomp da stout down so 'e even smaller den 'e was. *laughs* Well if we make him any smaller how will I find him to teach him tricks? Besides, he onlu acts that way because he hasnt been trained yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Well little things are always the cutest, right? Tiny baby tusks, elf girls, young wolves, this dwarf throwing a tantrum. I mean.. why not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Lud 1260 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Me tink we maybe put dis one in da breeding fields, let him milk da bulls wit dem tiny little hands ob his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Maybee duh stout wanted tuu get in sah pasture wiff fah cows so he could say hello to his mommo and lifemate? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
susitsu 871 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Lucas remembers being told about Krazy Karl, the Orcslayer by Mogroka and Thorik, then sees this. Jaw slowly drops wondering "How the hell...is this guy still alive...?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The skaher runs like halfling from cooking pot he never flat us becuz he always runs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence Berell 226 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Actually.. I have a better idea. How about lat comes over, and becomes my pet? Tiny things like you always have the most ADORABLE little quirks. I mean when you were stomping about in your little tantrum... so sweet and cute my tusk almost rotted away. Im sure we can get lat a collar made and a little bowl and bed down in the kitchen. Would lat like that~? Latz own little beddy bye~? Myuhuhuhu... I cant wait to feed lat up, the cubs will have so much fun playing with their new pet. Ah... I just hope dwarves come housebroken... I better get the newspaper just to make sure... (( I'll be your pet... )) Argh! Why do so many of these nasty people fight one another? It's madness, madness I say! *continues to skin and gut the still living halfling on the table* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy 2466 Share Posted December 16, 2011 We dwarves are small so we can stab yer legs and drag yer away and throw yer in ta lava pits! (Atleast that's what I think :D) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Share Posted December 17, 2011 (( this is the parr where I give Fawkes bedroom eyes and Mogroka kills him X3 ll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence Berell 226 Share Posted December 17, 2011 (( this is the parr where I give Fawkes bedroom eyes and Mogroka kills him X3 ll (( I'm too good at powergaming banning killing stuff for that. Besides, I'm currently cooking enough halfling for two... )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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