Where The Hell Is Delaselva?

[Old-Rattlesnake 1534]

"Where is the Seer?"

"Gone" Levant said to the group of Nawari mustering outside the camp, "I can't find him anywhere." Their attentions turned to the burning camp behind them, most notably the blue one, which no longer existed.

"You don't think he-"

"No, he didn't. He wouldn't let something as annoying and uninteresting  as death stop him, let's get moving. I have faith we will see him again."

Durin motions for the camp to move through the verge portal as he takes a final breath of Aegian air, "Teh ale will n'vr be deh same." were his final words as he stepped inside with the rest of his friends; never to be seen in this realm again.

"Ok look, I can understand you're upset. Really. But holding me hostage inside of a FREAKING PEARL is not the way to handle this." says the Seer, whom is apparently trapped inside of a "freaking pearl".

"No no no no no, you have me all wrong." replies the top-hat wearing Enderman as he pours another cup of tea, "I'm not holding you hostage, this is just our own private no-one-will-ever-see-you-again tea party."

"This is my fifth bleeding cup of your sad excuse of tea, I mean really, no sugar or cream? Do you understand how cliche it is for one of your kind to drink black tea? You're pathetic."

"I find that highly offensive"

"I find your tea highly offensive!"

The Enderman rubs his temples vigorously as the Seer continues his rant about tea, why bears are fairy-tale creatures, and how the ascended remind him of grapefruit.

"Look jus- No no, everyone knows bears are r- what do you mean grapefruit?!" The Enderman silently crushes his cup in his hand and waves it about in the air to reveal a light-green portal. "Oh. My. Enderdragon. Get out, just get out. You are truly the most irritating thing I have ever had the misfortune to meet." 

The Seer turns to go into the portal but stops just a hair from it, throws his cup of tea in the Enderman's face, and jumps inside as he hears it scream, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."

Delaselva digs himself out from under a pile of ash and wooden planks to find the entire camp burned to the ground. "This is the last time I make red berry and mushroom tea." he says as he grabs the knife from his boot and begins to carve the end of his staff into a spear, "I foresaw the realm collapsing, of course my own fate could go several ways." With that said he jumps through the Verge portal and sprints as fast as he can to the now-leaving ships; when in sight he chucks the spear (now with a rope attached) as hard as he can into the captains quarters and holds on for dear life as the momentum of the moving boat uproots him from the land and he slams into the side of the boat. "I suppose I could have flagged them down, shame I didn't think about that sooner." said the Seer as he began to pull himself inside the ship, but frowns upon seeing it's occupants. "Humans" he mutters, "Humans don't like my tea either." He scoffs and rests comfortably on the windowsill as the world behind him begins to explode violently. "I'm going to name a brew of tea after all  this. Maybe apricot apocalypse?..."

Exactly why the Seer was trapped inside an Ender pearl with a top-hat wearing Enderman is debatable. Regardless, it is probably not a good idea to try Redberry and Mushroom tea during the apocalypse.

[trotski24 24]

Good story loled and am about to ROFL.

[ImpinAintEZ 442]

((Just need to say OOC'ly, this was great. You are a very good writer and the story was pretty funny. Good work.))

[Old-Rattlesnake 1534]

(( If you were sitting in a hotel room without any food and screaming children running around outside, you would probably write something similar.

Thanks for the positive feedback :D ))

[Toryk Embane 8]

((You got my character perfect!))

[steelersfan1221 300]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.