The Pumpkin King Is Coming!

[Jexdane 213]

*A large amount of advertisement fliers drop down upon the city of the Elves, floating and twirling with orange glitter falling from the sky with them, settling on the tree's and ground. You pick one up to read it.*

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo Elfies! Due to popular demand, I shall gather my pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns, and travel to your lands~

Not only are my magical pumpkins great for yourself, they are also wonderful for children and royalty too~

The prices for a single pumpkin are as folloooooooooows~"

• Children: 15 minaaaas~
  
• Royalty: 20 minaaaas~
  
• The Average Person: 25 minaaaas~
  

"We also have a secret welfare deal for people who do not have sufficient change to purchase such an amazing product, for I see it as my duty to spread the beauty and shininess of my magical pumpkins throughout Asulon!~"

"My pumpkins have been known to..."

• Make hair shiny
  
• Make hair soft
  
• Make hair sparkle
  
• Make hair orange
  
• Make face shiny
  
• Make face smooth
  
• Make face soft
  
• Make face sparkle
  
• Make face beaaaaaaautiful
  
• Make the opposite sex drop at your feet
  
• Make your eyes shiny
  
• Make your eyes sparkle
  
• Make your eyes beautiful
  
• Make your eyes Orange
  
• Make your skin soft
  
• Make your skin lucious
  
• Make your skin shiny
  
• Make your skin amazing
  
• Make your clothing pop
  
• Make your clothing look amazing
  
• Make everything you do amazing
  
• Make everything people around you do amazing
  
• Make the ground and air around you shimmer
  
• Otherwise just make you almost as amazing as me
  

"This is a deal you caaaaaanot say no tooooooooooo!~"

Possible side effects include whatever I deem to do to my pumpkin before I sell it to you, and otherwise whatever you decide to do with it. Do not eat the pumpkin, you will die.

[Ever 2648]

((Selling pumpkins cheaper to kids? http://i.imgur.com/9i9UJ.gif))

[Dash_Rogers 130]

((jack skellington? It's not christmas or holloween))

You forgot to mention in your long list of things known to happen while wearing pumpkin helms is the obstruction of vision

[Gwonam_Blaze 385]

*Gwonam reads the flyer, his facial expressions changing dramatically as he reads*

...Wow... I never knew pumpkins could be so 'Magical' -Chuckles too his sarcastic comment- Well, if it really does what this says, guess it couldn't hurt to buy one.

*Gwonam finds this "Pumpkin king" and, after a rather strange conversation involving a lot of twirling and sparkles, decides to buy one*

So... I guess I should put it on right away...

*Gwonam puts the pumpkin over his head and begins to walk around with his hands held out in front of him due to his obstructed veiw, until he collides with a tree*

...Maybe this would be easier if I kept it in my bag...

[Jexdane 213]

((Just making note of the fact that it's a placebo effect that causes these traits, and these are not in fact truly magical. I have a villain app, I can con you

Also, the pumpkins extract a glittery, shiny pollen that was grown into them, which is why they cause sparkly effects. Otherwise, pumpkins do actually help make skin smooth and shiny))

[TrevenT 27]

(( Also, you can kill someone with these pumpkins in about 25 different ways... -.- ))

[Goldrim 1422]

Worked like a charm, my face is now all smooth!

[Aedan The Bard 350]

Well, life seems so dull now-a-days, it's worth trying

[NekoDanie 346]

((Alright you've had your fun for the day. But this thread is closed and this small event of yours is now over. It was fun for the day but that is all I will allow it to continue for, even though you probably didn't mean for it to happen, you disrupted a lot of RP. So you have been warned, to stop the charade. But thanks for the laughs!))