The World Is Flat!

[--peerless42 59]

Someone went through the trouble of writing a note the same way and leaving it on all of the bulletin boards in all the cities.

THE WORLD IS FLAT I TELL YOU, YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT AND THIS IS MY WAY OF SPREADING THE WORD THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT! THOSE WHO BELIEVE THE WORLD IS FLAT WILL SNUFF THOSE OUT WHO BELIEVE IT TO BE ROUND. THE WORLD IS FLAT AND IT SHALL ALWAYS BE FLAT, WE ARE AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, MAY THE HERETICS BURN FOR SUGGESTING OTHERWISE, HA HA HA HA!

[0000 175]

*frowns, scoffing, speaking to the others reading it* "What a lunatic. He really believes that stuff?"

[AlphaCentaurus 173]

"I have a question, though. When I was at the Aegean docks today, I saw a ship head off for the elven city. I kept on watching it, the sun setting, simply relaxing, and I noticed that the sails ever so slowly sank on the horizon. How do you explain that? And it seems as if the commonly accepted theory, among highly educated people, is that the world is flat. Do you have any proof of your claims?"

[everblue2er101 906]

Josef reads it over a few times to try and make sense of it. When he does he simply shakes his head.

This man has clearly had too much sugar...

[Box of Rain 134]

*Pixcel is dumbfounded, and must consult the Haelun'or college archives.*

[Cereidon (Tetsuzaru) 31]

*After drinking cereidon spots the man who wrote the letter*

Hoh yea mishter shamarty if tish worlsh ish FLAT can ya explain wa im spining?

[Dash_Rogers 130]

"Whoever said it was round? The earth is flat and there is no way to disprove that. The real question is, what is the explanation for the sun and moon?"

[susitsu 871]

"I have a question, though. When I was at the Aegean docks today, I saw a ship head off for the elven city. I kept on watching it, the sun setting, simply relaxing, and I noticed that the sails ever so slowly sank on the horizon. How do you explain that? And it seems as if the commonly accepted theory, among highly educated people, is that the world is flat. Do you have any proof of your claims?"

((Considering the world is quite literally flat, I don't think that makes sense.))

[Nononymous 306]

*Looks at the poster and has but one thought go through his mind...*

"If the world is flat, then what in Aeriel's name is on the other side?"

[TMGavLan 92]

"Eurhur.. Daz hosh."

[xmrsmoothx 317]

Paizon blinks. She falls onto her bottom, sitting on the floor and hugging her knees in shock. The young dryad rocks back and forth, mumbling about trees and flatness.

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

...W'at? W'at does it matter t'at t'e world is flat 'er round? Long so we can do all t'e t'e t'ings we need, it dunnae matter.

(( And technically your right, the world is literally flat in Minecraft ))

[Chrisdena 83]

Cbrisdena looks up at the board, frowning deeply before walking away. "I thought the world is squared..."

[Robin Drake 731]

*Robin, sitting by the bar taking a few swigs of his finest ale, he happened to overhear a conversation amongst a few patron in the bar saying that the world was flat! This caused him to splutter, almost choking on the frothy ale, causing his beard to become drenched in his beverage. He glares at the patrons as they stop to look at him as if to say, "By Aeriel's blouse! Ye bloody fools, all tha' talk of yours made me spill me bloody ale!".

[Respiren 524]

Respiren picks up a cube of dirt in his hands and begins to describe the his theories of cube cosmology, no-ones listening, he keeps on rambling anyway.