Sumting To Blah Tu Da Rex About...

[Jutra 51]

*a neatly written note handed to a guard of the rex palace to be given to the Rex.

Rex Pok:

Me want to blah tu lat dat me peep a security problem but most orc nub peep it same wayz me du. Me see da letting in ob pinkskins intu da valley as nub'hosh. Ib day be a spy den dey see our fud suplyz, dey see where it be etc.

Alzu many orc gruk id bub'hosh to gib me dere slaves and gib me order tu make dem wurk. Dey slaves maybe poison ur fud or klomp al oya libstock. Me nub gruk dis as bub'hosh idea. Sume orc bring in "petz" to play in da valley - agin me nub gruk diz hosh idea as da pets cud du same ting as slaves ib dey be spyz.

Me gruk ib beddur fur war ugz nub tu let aniash udder den orcs and brudders ob orcs into da valley or access tu oya fud suplyz.

me nub able to enforce diz requst su me ask lat if lat agree ta du su pleez.

Respectfuly,

Jutra, Head farmr and cuuk.

[Blawharag 277]

<Blawharag is informed of the note by the Kheshig who accepted it. After listening to what it says he considers and writes his own note to the Rex.>

Jutra am ryte. Strigzgoi shuld be uff limitz tu evun snaga. Unlee Orcz agh da abosolute mozt impurtunt nub-Orcz shuld be led en. Uz luuz'n resourcez tu diz fascinayshun wif outsydurz. Uz shuld hav kamp built owtsyde Strigzgoi fur peepul tu tie ub demz snaga, Ani nub-Orcz stay der wif da snaga agh da snaga hav demz own farm dat dem tend tu agh feed demzelv. Den uz nub hav tu wayzt resourcez un nubhosh snaga agh nub-Orcz.

[Jutra 51]

*remembers something she should have writing in her note and so sends another note along to the Rex.

Rex Pok:

Me gruk lat might consider uzing da small ash farm nub quite outzide da Stirgzgoi ib lat want snaga tu wurk. Me nub blahing about da farm my cub Jaur wurks but juz acrozz frum it iz a smaller ash dat would be hosh fur snaga tu wurk.

But me nub want to uze aniting dem harvest fur da orcs - snaga be tricky and me nub want dere fud in our supplz. Dey can eat wut dey farm.

Jutra

[_pok_ 1768]

Hands Dakr a note to take to Jutra and another identical one to give to Blawharag

Ah peep diz prublem agh ah gruk diz am hozh idea.

Ah gruk dat frum now un onleh de muzt impurtant ob pinkehz may be led in tu Strigzgoi agh de Valley ob Farmz.

~Rex Pok'Ugluk

[Blawharag 277]

<Blawharag reminds himself to give Jutra a headbutt to congratulate her for her forward thinking.>

[Jarkarll 314]

< Gives Jutra the headbutt instead in the form of a nose rub :3>

( Also... this avatar... is... to die for)