The You're Banned Game

[Wode 330]

Banned because the spider has no jurisdiction here.

[Myoni 56]

Banned for hypocracy, Spider-man.

[rukio 8924]

Banned because I almost laughed at that ban.

[EmeraldStag 165]

Banned because someone wanted me to ban someone. I also cannot be overthrown, My knights will stp any that try.

[EpicSmith 56]

http://youtu.be/2-_g8NZr1tA

Conquest:

Conquest is the act of military subjugation of an enemy by force of arms. In other words it is the de jure incorporation of some territory into another geo-political entity (either adjacent or non-contiguous). Usually, it is implied that the territory and population being annexed is the smaller, more peripheral, and weaker of the two merging entities, barring physical size.

Opposing Faction:

Smithy_boy and allies

Defending Faction:

EmeraldStag and the kingdom of the you're banned game

Name of the battle:

Banning of the king

Location: must be the specific region/biome you wish to conquer

The "you're banned game" forum page

Time, (at least 5 days warning):

Today onwwards, time variable

Terms:

No golden apples

No enchanted weapons ( other than plus 1 bows )

No swearing

Rewards: region/biome swaps ownership

EmeraldStag is banned

Smithy_boy has bragging rights

Smithy_boy is left vulnerable to being banned by others

Reasoning:

Smithy_boy sat behind his computer screen, browsing the forums due to the server's downtime. Returning to the kingdom of the ban game, he discovered that EmeraldStag had recently banned another member. this rampage had to end. For too long had EmeraldStag flaunted his leadership over the ban game... He needed to be taken down a notch.

"This madness must not go unpunished! But who shall be brave enough to stand against the mighty king of the ban game? I am!"

With this, he began to type, endless clattering of keyboard buttons and 10 minutes later, his work was finished.

"I am on the verge of war, and I shall not take one more step away from it."

He hit "Add reply" and waited for retaliation

[Mucky 443]

Banned- Cuz I iz Ciri. And u nebar be Ciri!

You can now- No longer face the King of the Ban Game.

I now claim myself as Knight of the Ban game for saving the King.

[o_Ben_o 193]

Banned for being in furry

[EpicSmith 56]

Banned for being named "Ben" despite Ben having died IG

[rukio 8924]

Banned because your last ban made me think I was reading a ban report or something and was on the wrong topic.

[EpicSmith 56]

Banned because that is a war-claim, not a ban report

[EmeraldStag 165]

He looks over the war proposal, a smile comes across his lips, he raises hand, and proclaims to his kingdom.

"Smithy, you know not your place! I shall rightably put you back into it! For, your actions have now led you to go astray. I must now use the full extent of my power to banish you, from this world and the next, for your crimes are unforgivable. I accept your conditions. Come now my knights, let us make haste, TO BATTLE!!!"

As he lifts his mighty Ban Hammer, it shatters as it becomes his Ban Drill. He aims it towards to break of dawn.

"Today, we battle, tomorrow we shall bask in our victory!"

[Samoblivion 532]

Banned for having knights.

+1 for smithy_boy's ragtag band of rebels.

[rukio 8924]

Banned for supporting the enemy.

[EpicSmith 56]

Banned because it is you who is the enemy, we fight for freedom and time-wasting on the forums

[rukio 8924]

Banned because you just want to be king. >.>