The You're Banned Game

[Major Tom 139]

banned because no one cares

[AmK 322]

Banned because I do.

[Agent Miller 26]

Banned because of the Yogscast

[Major Tom 139]

Banned for having three human characters.

[Nug 2011]

Banned for being a halfling!

[Brent 281]

Banned for being on fire.

[TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101]

Banned for hotdogging! 

[Major Tom 139]

Banned for notdogging

[Valkrae 11]

Banned for making up words.

[Major Tom 139]

Banned for wiobbywibdyflingfllangildang sangpoupyzy wippydywon 

[Nekkore 641]

Banned because those words are invalid in my eyes.

[Major Tom 139]

Banned because you're not supposed to stick the words in your eyes, you're just supposed to read them. Learn to read!

[Nekkore 641]

Banned because I have to read what you wrote.

[Friendly Guy 223]

Banned for not having another Druid character.

Banned for not having a shaman character

[Major Tom 139]

Banned for not banning the person directly above you, in other words banned for breaking the rules. As you can see under section thirty-seven B of the contract SIGNED BY YOU it states quite clearly that your account shall become null and void if -and you can read it for yourself in this Photostatic copy: "I, the undersigned shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum!" IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL! YOU BANNED SOMEONE THAT WAS NOT DIRECTLY ABOVE YOU, YOU EVEN QUOTED HIM, AND NOW THAT HAS BROKEN THE CHAIN AND MIGHT OF POSSIBLY CONFUSED SOMEONE, SO YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE!