The Grand Shaving

[George of House Glover 372]

*Zogtar surveys the aftermath of the battle, dwarves dead everywhere, orcs chanting war songs. he looks across the mountains, dwarf corpses cover the the ground, grass stained red with blood. He draws his sword, walking over to the nearest corpse. he bends over it, then with his sword, he cuts the beard off it. he stands, examining it. 'Dis wun mayk bub'hosh rowp mi gruk'. he sits down, and begins to weave the beard, forming a rope. he stands, wrapping it around his loincloth, using it as a belt. he looks around, seeing his bruddu's doing the same. he laughs. Dwarfs look even more stupid without beards. He turns back to the fort, climbing the stairs. when he reaches the gate he turns, to take one last look at the beardless corpses of the dwarves*

((If you died in the battle, your beard was shaved. Please could you edit your skin and rp being beardless for a week. You are not forced to of course, but it would be fun))

[Braxis 813]

*Gub runs through the Orc Capital with one of the beards on his head. Then Runs into his home and uses it as a pillow in his sleepy hole.*

[[Note, dont HAVE to remove the beard from your Skin, just would be funny :3]]

[DrakeHaze 20]

[[Do not -1 his post because you are sore you lost. Like he said it is optional! Although we have your beards either way, and I for one am editing my skin and using your beards as a loincloth. Have fun with that on your concious :3 ]]

[DeletedUser 169]

(( Dwarves have a disease on their birds that when you shave it anyone in a 500m area gets HIV. Jokes on you guys. :P ))

[Gorum© 623]

( Mayn, this is what happens when we don't have siege weapons >=O. But yeah nice win orcs, dwarves sucked **** that fight WE SUUUUUUCKED )

[George of House Glover 372]

(( Dwarves have a disease on their birds that when you shave it anyone in a 500m area gets HIV. Jokes on you guys. :P ))

((good thing were not humans and suseptable to 'HUMAN Immunodeficiency virus'

jokes on you guys :P ))

[Battleme33 196]

Dun' worry lads you fell in battle wif' honor, we had an incredible disadvantage weapon and number wise and we still had to be the honorable ones in the fight and we charged and fought to the end. We have won all of the last battles and the tide is definitely turning in our favor. All gains they made in the early days of the war have been reclaimed and we will soon start taking their land. They are now weak that their human allies are faltering and now their cowardly unskilled ways in the art of war will be apparent because they have no allies to hold their hands.

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

(( Damn I wish I could have shot a cannon at that battle...

But then I'd be bald. Because I have no beard, due to being a girl dwarf. ))

[DeletedUser 169]

((good thing were not humans and suseptable to 'HUMAN Immunodeficiency virus'

jokes on you guys :P ))

(( Oh my bad, it's not as bad for orcs. You just get herpes and crabs. ))

[Payed Legend™ 106]

(( Shout out the orcs, dey won dat fight hands down. We sucked.))

[George of House Glover 372]

(( Oh my bad, it's not as bad for orcs. You just get herpes and crabs. ))

((another disease that only humans get :P))

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

((another disease that only humans get :P))

(( OIV. ORC immunodeficiency virus. That's what orcs get. Uncreative? Yes. Highly effective? Hell to the yes. ))

[Hiebe 2493]

(You forget we are come.from the four.brothers who were all the same till ilbees cursed us. So anything would make all of us sick. Unless the orcs invented shots)

[Arbrek the Ancient 140]

((Hrm..... GRUDGE WAR ANYONE???))

[Skippy 2466]

[ ORCS ARE USING NODUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ]