A Normal Day in Strigzgoi [Forum RP while server is down]

[higgsyy 104]

Mokrag stands up taking his shield and largest golok off his back. He stands there continuing to watch the runts train.

Before long he gets bored and goes to drink more. He leaves the area. Mokrag trips over a large lump in the sand. He sits up, seeing the fat figure that is Gronkk.

"Gronkkeh! Mi nub peep lat un ovah liek futhety yearz."

[George of House Glover 372]

*wakes up, grunting slightly, he sits up on his bed, rubbing his eyes. He looks down, at the foot of his bed kneels a slave with his breakfast. He picks up the meat, finishing it quickly, then uses the slave.

Once he has finished he gets to his feet, leaving the whimpering girl, quivering in his den. he climbs down out of his den and barks a command at the slaves working there. He steps outside, taking a deep breath, stretching. He sands with his arms out, allowing his slaves to assemble his armour around him.

Once done, he orders them to carry on their duties. He walks over to the training area, he grunts a greeting at Shar'ku, then swiftly headbutts him. He turns to the training runts watching them for the few moments. He turns back to Shar'ku*

Deeze runtz nid zum experinze, leds tayk dem uwt indu de dezurd agh fiynd zumfin fur dem tu klomp

[Hoss 16]

*yells very slighly.."

"VELL ME GRUK VUUGUSH NUB NEEB TRAYNIN DEN!" *trots over to Sharku and Zogtar, remaining silent after his outburst*

[Sultan 3953]

Thore vigourously digs at his nostril in a disgusting attempt to clear his nostrils. He then hucks a large loogie into the sand below and releases a putrid fart of vile gasses. He digs into the insides of his chair and recovers a halfling leg- He then begins to chew.

Mogroka sees, him doing this and goes to the loogie, and retrieves it, putting it in a pouch, as he grins. He looks at Throe ''Oi nub thruw diz tingz tu wazte..''

[Blawharag 277]

Blawharag enters just as Mogroka has his hand in his belt pouch, telling Thore not to "let these things go to waste". He turns to Thore and nods in agreement with his popo.

Yub Thore, sturt uzin dem tingz agh mayk sum hosh kubbiez. Befur sumash chopz dem uff en ash klomp agh lat kan nub mayk ani.

[Shar'ku/jenspelao 410]

*grunts to zogtar in greeting, headbutting him strongly. he rubs his hands with sand. After that Shar'ku points at the new nobs, affirming.

"Da nuw nobz shud brin' dem, wi shud ulso keep an eye un da nobs tu see huw hosh dey cun train' dem, anywuys mi agree, let'z gu wid da nobz, agh gib diz fresh runts sum expirienz, hupe dey nub act lyk whitevashin dumazzez"

[Hoss 16]

*over hears Sharku and Zogtars conversation*

"Latz want dem runts redehd up agh skah?", says Vuugush, eyeing the runts.

[Brevias 275]

Brevias looks across the city, squatting on the outer edge of the gates of Strigzgoi, he repeatedly cast his fishing line into the sand and reeling it back, each time expecting a different result. He sighs as he looks at the empty bucket at his feet and casts out again.

Shuu'Dru nub'n chompin...

As he shuffles through his pouch he retrieves a fistful of hallucinogenic cactus buttons that he had gathered the night before, without a second thought he stuffs them into his gaping maw.

[CTap 111]

A slight 'creak' fills the morning air as Jumbo shuts his chest in the cave of the gobo district. Grabbing an assortment of different types of dusts and powders, he steps out side of his home. "Ztump!" Jumbo yells as he begins to trot along the balcony to Stumps house, his bruddah. "Ztump, ged uhb!" Jumbo says, banging on the side of Stumps house. Jumbo walks back to the ladders that stand in between of his and Stumps home. He slides down, walking over and sitting down by there fire pit, warming up while he waits for Stump

[_pok_ 1768]

Pawk takes the Halfling leg and stands up as Zogtar approaches. He glares at Zogtar for a moment, then walks toward Mokrag observing the runts. One of the runts gets knocked over by another one and lands right in front of Pawk. The runt looks up into Pawk's face and almost melts into the sand in fear. Pawk snarls and bends over, picking the runt up and screaming in his face, "LAT GUN LED DAT SKAHAR DU DAT? HUH? GID BAK IN DERE AGH KLOMP DAT SKAHA!" The runt jumps from Pawk's old hands and runs quickly over to the other runt, preparing to fight again. Pawk chortles and approaches Mokrag. "Ug Mokrag, 'ow latz been? Mi nub been roundz muzh... fur de pazt dekayde..."

[higgsyy 104]

Mokrag grunts, slightly grinning hearing Pawk yell at the runts.

"Mi hab ben alrite. Dere am ah skahtun ob Uglukz mi bub peeped befah. Zom ob which ned tu beh klomped ah bit."

He shrugs.

"Zo, where haz lat ben?"

[Hoss 16]

*Upon seeing the runts horrible performance Vuugush decides to trot over and scream at them*

"LISTEN UP SKAH TOYS!", barks Vuugush. The runts turn around and face Vuugush. "LATZ WANNA SKAHIN BE IN DE KRUGAHI, YUB?! KLOMP FER LATZ BRUDDAHS?". In response the Runts shout roar back at Vuugush. "ME NUB CAN HERE LATZ.", roars Vuugush."LATZ SKAHIN SOUND LIKE WHITEWASHES! LATZ WUN TER FLAT AGH KLOMP FER DE NATION, YUB?!". The runts roar and some even bash their weapons on the ground, others bashing their sheilds. "LITTLE MISTAKES LIKE DAT ASH DAT ME JUS PEEPED! DOES AM WUB GED LATZ FLATTED AGH DISHONOURED! ME NUB WUNNA PEEP ANEHMER SKAH UPS! UKEE?!". The runts roar and turn back to the dummy's, seeming to fight/train harder now.

*Vuugush grins and walks up and down the ranks now, inspecting for slip ups*

[_pok_ 1768]

Mokrag grunts, slightly grinning hearing Pawk yell at the runts.

"Mi hab ben alrite. Dere am ah skahtun ob Uglukz mi bub peeped befah. Zom ob which ned tu beh klomped ah bit."

He shrugs.

"Zo, where haz lat ben?"

Pawk just chortles and looks back to Vuugush who is screaming at the top of his lungs. He looks back to Mokrag and mumbles, "Lung story," and nudges his head in the direction of the northwest tower of the palace. Then Pawk taps his axe and motions for Mokrag to follow him. They walk behind the runts and watch them train for awhile, making small talk about hunts and females. Pawk turns to one of the runts in the line, struggling to lift his axe and sighs, walking over to him and pointing out another runt who Mokrag should go help. "Lat hulding de axe wrung skah-brayn." He grabs the runt's arm and shifts him about of bit until his gets the correct grip. "Tayke a fuw zwingz, id muzh eaziur now? Nub?" He takes a step back and watches what Mokrag does witht he runt he told him to help.

[Hoss 16]

*trots down the line, careful not to get in Poks way. Vuugush soon finds what he was looking for. Vuugush thwacks a runt in the back of the head*

"Oi mushed, nub take dub steps ven latz go to swing, take ash step instead." Vuugush takes the axe that the runt was holding and swings it at the dummy's wooden sword, snapping the sword in half. "Peep, dat am how ed am done. Latz try nuw".

*The runt looks up at Vuugush taking his axe back and doing as Vuugush said* "Dere, much betta." *Vuugush trots off back down the line*

[higgsyy 104]

Mokrag growls at the runt gripping a bicep wound. He yielded after the ghash had taken place. Mokrag walked over, yelling at him. "LATZ NUB YEELD DUMSKAH LAT KLOMP!" The orc shrugged nervously. Mokrag proceeded to rip the ghash wider. "MI BLAHED KLOMP!!" The runt stared at the ground, before his head coliding with Mokrags hammer. The old fatarse walks back over to pawk. "Lat shud nub beh zo nize whid dem. Whid da influkz ob whitewazhez, weh ned ull da bubhozh urukz weh ken ged."