Small Parachments Are Posted Throughout Dwarven Lands

[GavinTheViking 151]

*Notes are posted throughout Dwarven lands, they read the following*

A Threat Rises, From Whom You Trust

             Oren, they are strong. They have the men, the coin, and the supplies to take on any faction known. This seems good for their allied Dwarven friends, yes? Wrong, it is an avalanche waiting to happen. They help you in battles, possessing twice the manpower you can muster. 

             Today, you fight side by side. Tomorrow, you fight face to face. Be smart bearded ones, war is coming. War on Oren. A war that shouldn't be fought alone.

"As arrow will fly, they will hit unsuspecting foes. Those who were too blind to see the bolt coming." 

~N.

[elsewb1939 25]

*Walks by the note, his axe clanging at his belt* *Bruce chuckles* "Oren dinks day can take us on? Let'em feckin' try.."

[Bofauk 19]

-snip-

[Aptrotta 162]

Looks at one of the small posters. He chuckles a bit and says to himself " A war with Oren. Not gonna happen." He takes a small quill from his back pocket scribbles out the entire parchment. He then flips it over and writes on the back " Hydrose Goldhand is looking for dwarves to work at his brewery. Also searching for plot of land". With that done, he slips the quill back in his pocket and walks away

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

"Tell meh sumt'in' I dunnae know?"

 

Bael walks on, uninterested.

[Cloakedsphere 1471]

*Bofauk sees on of the posters and rips it down.

( One liner RP like this is unwanted by practically everyone. At least add RP instead of emoting "rips poster down." For now the poster should still be up as this contributes nothing to the RP here. )

[Vekrus 396]

Reklu walks by, seeing the poster he reads it thoughtfully. After he has finished reading he laughs and says, 

 

"If dat puny Empoire ov' Oren tinks' de' could even put up a foight against the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, den de' 'ave anoddur ting commin'!"

[Meanking 311]

*Reads one of the posters as he is walking around the Dwarven Hold, and uses his battleaxe to tear the poster in pieces*

"What dea' ell' is dis? Oren aint goin' tea break dis alliance! ave' ye forgotten dea blood-oath? dea one our very own Grand King Thorik made'? 

 

*Gesters his hand to the crowd of Dwarves*

 

Lads' et beh an enemy, i 'ave seen dea same sort of posters bout' dea Dwarves betrayin' dea Holy Oren Empire in dea own Kal' (city) so beh et clear? deat' dere' beh an enemy puttin' up propaganda tea split us apart from our' 'uman allies!

 

And fer those w'o dont believe meh... *Holds up the small poster he got from the Oren city*

 

http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/80847-small-posters-are-pinned-around-human-lands/ ))

 

*Thorin holds the poster into the air*

 

Dis es' proof dat der' is an enemy, tryin' tea conspire against both us, and the 'umans and make us war tea weakin both sides, and destroy dea weakened nations!

 

So lads, i ask yer tea rip all of these posters' as dea are onleh' propaganda and make et seen tea our TRUE ENEMIES DAT DERE' PLOT 'AS FAILED! 

 

*tears the poster in half, and begins to move to find more*

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*The Grand Marshall sits in his seating room struggling to read one of the posters before one of the legionnaire takes it from his hands and rips it apart with a confident "Sir it be a f'reat tuh da nation!", Kjell mumbles about how Thorin should have kept him a copy to try and read and nods to the grunt."

Tell F'orin Ah wunt ta know 'boot did unce Ag be finished wi'f me paper wurk, da parchment wus soinged an written by sum un w'o wusnae a Dwarf nor a Carpet, suh it must be da wurk ov da prissy pastie, darkie er tree squatters.. Per'aps sum schtupid 'uman wi'f enoff toime tuh burn befer weh 'ave 'im killed, eh?

[Phelrin 60]

Phelrin looks at one of the poster on the wall and tears it down

 

"Alliances never seem to last like dey use te. Never da less, I am nae expectin any treachery from Oren any time soon"

 

Phelrin takes the poster in his hand as he walk on. He wonders what the humans have to say about this

[Bofauk 19]

Bofauk sees one of the posters riping it down sayingb"aye dis mig't beh true but der beh no need tu brake deh alince, rioght now" Bofauk then begins to chuckle thinking of the tought of killing some humans.

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

Ellsia pins up new posters after Thorin rips down the old ones which read:

Disregard the anti-Oren propaganda that was here. Any accounts of murdered humans done by a dwarf's hand will be searched into closely, and the one responsible punished severely. -Ellsia

[Bofauk 19]

Bofauk sees one of Ellsia posters and quickly rips it down saying " Fecking bitc' nut letiong meh kill sume 'umans".

[Hiebe 2493]

Bofauk sees one of Ellsia posters and quickly rips it down saying " Fecking bitc' nut letiong meh kill sume 'umans".

Da 'umans are our allies fer da toime bein... respect dem as much.

[Bofauk 19]

Da 'umans are our allies fer da toime bein... respect dem as much.

Dat dos nao mean I cunnao kill sum.